Manicure $12.00 * Nail Fills $25.00 » Tips & Overlays * French Manicures © Gift Certificates NAILS TODAY _,2AY Call Sharon at 980-1632 APPTS. ; Filmed in a pastoral eden by John Duigan Sirens #%% (Miramax Filnis) Rated R (at the Park & Tilford, : Granville, Varsity and Coquitlam cinemas) hat do a minister, his wife and a -Y- voluptuous nude | “nailed to a cross have in _ common? » “At first, nothing. But when British vicar Anthony Campion (Hugh Grant) and his wife, Estella _ Tara Fitzgerald) are sent to Australia to do battle with blas- phemous artist Norman Lindsay “(Sam Neill), the minister finds out _ that he’s not quite as liberated as he. thougtit he was. - Lindsay's latest social outrage isa painting called ‘Crucified. - : Venus which ‘portrays a naked “woman nailed to the cross with’ “the clergy. at:her-bleeding feet. While it’s tame by today’s stan- - dards, in 1930 it makes the “~echurch-boil under its dog collar: So much so that they want : Lindsay to remove it from.a . ~. pending exhibition. | That’s how Anthony and Estella end up.at the artist's: estate. And that’s also where his . : latest painting, The Sirens, may .- beckon their taarriage.to a . watery grave... cine While the men civilly: debate ‘ moral philosophy, Lindsay’s. models (Elle MacPherson, Portia ‘; de Rossa, Kate Fisher) entice the restrained Estella to join them on .their little adventurous romps. ** The casual nudity, wildlife roam-: “ing unchecked and a handsome die - FILM REVIEW handyman basking in the buff is a revelation that becomes a liber- ation for someone more accus- tomed to social teas and prayer meetings. Lovingly filmed in a pastoral ‘eden, director John Duigan (Flirting, The Year My Voice Broke) lingers on open female | sensuality. The languid pace is filled with slithering snakes, bawdy jokes and Stilton cheese being teasingly licked from fin- gers. (It’s what you would call an - earthy atmosphere.) Likeable Hugh Grant gives the vicar an optimistic charm and intelligence that makes this man of the cloth a man first'and fore: - most. Sam Neill is equally good in an understated performance as the passionate painter. . But this is really the women's ~. showcase and Tara Fitzgerald . hijacks every scene, shedding ‘one strait-laced inhibition at a time. The Joy Luck Club tok | (Hollywood Pictures Home Video) Rated Mature Four mothers. Four daughters. Two cultures. Good luck! The Joy Luck Club is a weekly get-together of the mahjong-play- ing mothers who bemoan the mistakes their daughters make hut remain fiercely proud and protective of their offspring. After her mother dies, June (Ming- -Na Wen) sits in with her “aunties” at the game table. However, she finds her responsi- bilities don’t end there. She has to go to China and advise her long-lost step-sisters of her moth- ers death. Director Wayne Wang and the terrific ensemble cast are more than a natch for this com- plex movie with 16 interlocking story lines, a jumile of characters and multiple time fraries:” SHOWTIME HOTLINES: Famous Players .......... 681-4255 | Cineplex Odeon ......... 687-1515 _ TOP 10 FILMS 1) Major League 2 2) D2 The Mighty Ducks _ ' 3): The Paper ; 4) Naked Gun 334: The Final Insult 5) Schindier’s List 6) Above the Rim 7) Clifford 8) Thumbelina’ 9) Four Weddings and a Funeral 10) Guarding Tess 11:30 am to 12:00 am Come dine and dance the night away. | 1200 Park Royal South . for reservations or information call 922-5311 (located behind Park Royal Bowling Centre) CRITICS’ MPAA AVERAGE RATING A Delicious Way 10 End Your: Day Its Late Nite. You' re hungry for the taste of Boston Pizza. ’ ee ome - So Come In, Sit Down and Enjoy _ anyhing from our menu, late into the night fe 1: Boston! Pizza Late Nite. Beethoven's s stirring Ninth sea ai The crowning: achievement of Beethoven's career, Symphon; No. 9 in D Major.has become a universal expression of joy ‘and freedom. The glorious finale, “Ode to joy,” suing. by. masse choir and four vocal soloists, is one of the most extroverted, : most joyful songs of fellowship and love, ever. Rediscover awe! Melissa Kleinbart, Violin; Joanne Kolomyjec, Soprano;. Helen Yu. Alto; David Hamilton, Tenor; David Watson, Baritone; Vancouver Cantata Singers; Trinity Western University Choir. Saturday, April 23 at 8pm Thursday, April 23 at 8pm Friday, April 22 at8pm . ® AIR CANADA, Series Speer Che Vancouver Sun Mettin Sponsor For tickets call the Symphony Hotline at 876-434 or TicketMaster at 280-3311. - SERGIU COWISSIONA, Music Director y Orchestp,