_A2- Wednesday, Sept. 2, 1981 - North Shore News just people. — # All the rhetoric about equality under the law doesn't change this fact for a minute. Even if laws were ‘perfect, which they ain't, you'd still never be able to find a perfect lawman. The discovery that the RCMP have warts is old news. If anything, the fact that they turned out to be bunglers when it came to internal espionage is a point in their favor. So they burned a barn—-so what? If anything, the record indicates they probably helped the PQ get elected. They proved to be perfect whipping boys for Rene Levesque, just when he needed to look lke an underdog strictly personal. by Bob Hunter . | Cops are people, too Thinking about the McDonald Commision the other day, I realized that one of the reasons the report didn’t really shock anybody was the fact that we all know, deep in our hearts, that cops are Actually, I have a soft spot for the Royal Canadian Mounted Police, and I might “as well admit it. Everything being relative, I think they're great. The McDonald Com- mission report was one of the most exhaustive political inquiries to which a national security force has been submitted anywhere in the world, ever. And what did it turn up? “Some bizarre Nixonian undercover stuff in Quebec and B.C. in the early 70s, plus the existence of a mass surveillance system that is: about as Big Brotherly as any, anywhere. A mixture of good and evil, oui? What was missing from the McDonald Commission report was any hint that the Mounties at any time ever tortured, mutilated murdered anyone. I think this is quite ad- mirable. You don't get all that many national police forces about whom the same can be said or I remember a young Mountie arriving on my doorstep - at dusk one evening, about a decade ago. I was hving on a farm. There was a small office nearby, which had _ been broken into several times. The owner had asked me to call the cops if I noticed *dnyone lurking. Well. sure enough, I did. It took half an hour before the young cop arrived. A 43-year-old West Vancouver man was reported in- satisfactory condition in Lions Gate Hospital Monday after being attacked with part of a road sign under the Lions Gate -bridge. A West Vancouver Police spokesman said 21-year-old Tony Welch, of 206-240 Mahon Avenue in North Vancouver has been charged with assault causing bodily harm as a result of the in- cident : ‘lis spokesman said an alt-r-ahon between Welch and = Murrary9 Roznatofki beg n Friday _ night in an Want to Quit Smoking? SIX WEEK PROGRAM Roznatofski's trailer at Capilano trailer park. He said the two were involved in a verbal dispute in whicha knife was drawn. As a result of the dispute. the two left the trader and went to a location near _ the Department of Highways depot under the Lions Gate the bridge. At that point, the spokesman said. it 1s believed a 4 X 4 secti sign was used - to Roznatofki. As a result of the attack. Roznatofski is believed to have suffered broken teeth, a broken nose, jaw and cheek. He also suffered a fractured skull and lost part of his ear. The spokesman said hquor may have contributed to the incident. n of a strike YOU CAN’T . FOREST...IF THER ANY TREES ae E AREN’T N.Vancouver St Johns Ambulance 22OW Bth St Monday Sept 14 (7 SO grin | W .Vancouver N Shore Family YMCA 1735 Inglewood This Soergot 1Oth (7 SO pram ) Hegister ta peesaon Carurse fee SO 4 —Ex-Smokers’ Association 732-9711 He made me feel ancient. He couldn't have been more than 19 years old. And he was scared out of his brain. First bust, probably. He asked me to come with him. I couldn't very well say no, although when he pulled his gun out and his hand was shaking so badly I though he was going to shoot the thing off by mistake, 1 wondered iL that had been’such a smart. move. He got his man, with me staying as far in, the background as I could. The burglar was quick to surrender, just as worried as I was that our young friend's trembling finger on _ the trigger just might precipitate some kind of unwholesome disaster. ; Stull, the Mountie was a kind of a hero. On the dark side, I assume that I'm one of those 800,000 people in Canada on whom the Mounties keep a file. When I was 20 years old. | took a Yugoslavian freighter to Europe because it hap- pened to be the cheapest ride around. Later, | learned that this was the sort of thing that got the RCMP opening a file on you. I have to hang my head in Program Electrical Heating, Ventilating & Air-Conditioning Burnaby, B C vocaticnci fl Vp institule DRAFTING PROGRAMS Architectural & Mechanical Electrical & Process Piping Burnaby Campus. 3650 Willingdon Avenue 434-5722 ‘REWARD YOURSELF - A Multi:-Campus Post-Secondary Provincial Institute incorporated under the College and Institute Act. For Numbers like these... Bust 34 Hips 34 shame at the thought of all the international con- spiracies that I've been involved with since. My feeling ail along was that if the Mounties weren't keeping a file on me, they weren't doing their job. 1 mean, there are certain circles wherein i 1s a status symbol to have your line bugged. I guess that won't be so easy {to accomplish any more, what with the Mounties being moved out of the internal police spy business. But, you know, ! have a feeling the next guys will be just as nosy. Human nature. You can't get away from it. Contest winner - The winner of thes NASL autographed soccer ball from the North Shore News © quiz is Nicholas Scholte of 427 East 2nd St... North Vancouver. A picture of Nicholas receiving his ball will run in Sunday's paper. 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