FINISHED reading Stones of the Dalai Lama, ina Chinese restaurant, of all places, eating my way through § a mound of chow mein. Despite my fears about the book’s title causing insurrection among the Chinese diners, they merely chewed in indifference. This was in great contrast to. the events of the book, which in part describe the continuing conflict between the Chinese government and the Tibetan people. Author Ken Mitchell is obviously intimate with the tenets of Bud- dhism and the struggle of the Tibetans to preserve their culture. His book, however, is a strange vehicle to convey those ideas. ..2What makes it-strange-is one. character in particular — Vern. . First let me outline the plot for you. Bob Harlow is, in the words of the Dalai Lama, a victim of his own Karma. After returning from a sabbatical in China, his luck goes amok. Accidents start to happen to his family. There are murmurings of sexual harassment threatening his ’ job as a professor of sociology at University of Mary. .,. Finally he traces his streak of “bad luck to two mani stones, sou- “ venirs from a trip to Tibet. He and his wife Yvonne . .pocketed the sacred funeral . markers on a trip to Tibet's Place of the Dead, a sacred mountaintop site where sky burials are perforrn- Harlow realizes the seriousness” " of his culturally ignorant crime and , determines.to return the stones, risking his tenure, family and tife in the process. Strangely enough, Bob opts ta a take his mechanic-friend Vern’ (Yes, Veeeern) on the trip, a man _who personifies cultural ig-, norance. This character gives the whole’. book a crass ‘‘Ernest Goes to Tibet’’ quality. It drags down the dignity of the story into.sheer camp. -. Is Mitchell trying to be symbolic and show the lowest possible form -of human life, unenlightened and unenlighten-able?. Hf ever there was & character that o Barbara Black BOOK REVIEW cried out for transformation (or an early demise), Vern is it. I started resenting his boorishness so much | was hoping the author would trash him on some treacherous Tibetan moun- tain pass. As Bob meets mounting obstacles barring his entry into Tibet, Vern shows no compassion for his friend’s predicament. He is only concerned about missing the World Series. Somehow this just wasn’t funny. The story picks up momentum as Bob finally reaches the almost unattainable Place of the Dead, but Mitchell’s choice of having Vern narrate his-own-goddam-. - passages-in-his-own-goddam-style ruins the epiphany, which is rather implausible and certainly rates as Buddhist blasphemy if there is such thing. Unfortunately, Bob's poetic ex- perience, quite beautifully written, gets drowned out by Vern’s bar- room presence. The story is desecrated. One's lasting impression is of the ignorant, racist, sexist, low-life mechanic utterly unchanged after visiting one of the most spiritual places on the face of the earth. But then, cockroaches are resil- ient, too. Road to Heaven, Encounters with Chinese Hermits, by Bill Porter, Mercury House, 220 pp., paper ‘In direct contrast to Mitchell's novel is the very serious Road to Heaven. Although the author sometimes errs on the side of dry fact-giving (the myriad of Chinese names can be confusing), the aim WBC WELTERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP Pius AZUMIAH NELSON vs." JESSE" JARIES LEIJA _ WBC Sepsr Featherweight Championship - TERRY MORRIS us. JOE GATTI WBC Super Welterwelght Championship LIVE FRIDAY, SEPTEMBER 10, 1993 at SPR ET / GPM PT - Prom the Alamadicme, San Anionio, Texas | KingViston Closed Clrcult TV. SEE IT HERE! . ou $245 plus tax srt te a Po AL iS 986-3424 Card sutras io chan thet Ace } prorat Gon nang Notciaiey ine. Oty) reyes Bay be tee Co All nahi resatvind of the book emerges as dignified and worthy, like the religious seekers it describes. Porter travels to some of the highest and most remote mountain ranges in China to talk with her- mits who choose to live their lives in austerity. Well-versed in Buddhist, Confu- cian and Taoist texts, Porter asks them about their religious pursuits, the effects of the Cultural Revolu- tion on religion and temple life. During the Cultural Revolution many temples, shrines and religious texts were destroyed. While the Chinese government views the temples as potential tourists traps, the monk and nuns living inside struggle to rebuild their spiritual heritage. Among Porter's interview sub- jects are an 85-year-old monk who has been living in a cave for 50 years and a spritely 88-year-old teacher who teaches him a mantra she describes as a shoricut to enlightenment. 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