IF KIM Campbell wins the next election, what you see will

not be what you get.

What you see will be what the
British press calls ‘‘the pin-up
PLM.*' Or what the Japanese call
“Canada's Madonna,"’

What you get will be a Red
Tory, a Pierre Trudeau in skirts,
and an clitist. ‘

Consider the Campbell-babbie
to which we have been subjected
so far.

Open government, the polities
of inclusiveness, giving Canada
back to the people, and all that
rot,

Asan MP and a minister she
could have bad no idea, of course,
that what we had under Baloney
and the Liberals before them was
closed government, the politics of

‘exclusiveness, and government by
pressure groups.

Let's ponder the politics of in-
clusiveness.

Didn't the cabinet of which she
was a member push that vicious
little gag Jaw called Bill C-114?
And didn't that vicious littl gag
- law threaten citizens with up to
five years in the clink for getting
ino the advertising act during an
election? ;

Didn’t she want to deal us
OUT?

We know of course that the
Liberals and the NDP also sup-
ported C-114, But we're discuss-
ing the Pin-Up P.M. and

_ doubletalk.

That piece of skullduggery
would have been almost as bad as
Mike Harcourt’s Kill Collins Act
if it hadn't been struck down by
the courts.

We have the National Citizens’
Coalition to thank for that. But
not you, Kimmie darling. We

, heard nothing about it from you

Dou
Collins

ON THE OTHER HAND

or from Mary Collins.

So much for your New Look,
which looks like the Old Look.

There ure other causes for
astonishment,

After all those years, Kimmie
discovered the deficit. Something
must be done about it. Fast. But
to the premiers she contradicted
herself on that, too.

There's more. Here we have
Michael] Wilson. He was the Tory
finance minister, and he said he
supported Campbell for the Tory
leadership because she supported
his financial policies.

Which, as even the crows know,
doubled the net public debt to
$447 billion.

The deficit was never mentioned
by her or by any of the parties in
1988. They were all too busy
promising more goodies.

She’s going to reduce the deficit

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but she doesn't say how. Will she
cancel her six billion buck
helicopter program? How about
cutting off funding for the leftist
Status of Women?

T seem to remember, toa, that
she supported the GST, loudly.
Yet it never figured in the Tories’
election campaign, Se where then
were the politics of inclusiveness?

And forget not, comrades, that
she was for the Charlatan Accord
which was shot to pieces by us
peasants. And let us also not

forget that that Accord would

have nade government even more
remote from the voters than it is
now.

Then there’s the North Ameri-
can Free Trade Agreement, Ac-
cording to the polls, four out of
five Canadians oppose it,

But they can't understand it,
can they! She hasn't exactly said
that but she has implied that or-
dinary folk aren't very good at
grasping complicated things.

And she declared at Harvard
University that “only Canada’s
educated and affluent elie can
safeguard our unique political
culture."

Trust ine, says Kimmie, for 1
am part of the educated elite and
my [Q is in the three digits.

What else can we expect from
the Pin-Up P.M.?

What we're already getting, for
one thing. Like more ‘‘rights’’ for
homos.

With an eye on the large
number of queers who inhabit
Vancouver Centre, she left the
issue of homos in the armed
forces to the courts.

As justice minister, she had al-

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for their basketball team and who pian
to pursue 2 post-secondary education.

ready tried to kill the ban on

homos but couldn't get it through -

the Tory caucus, So when the
federal court said the ban was un-
constitutional no once was more
pleased than Kimmie.

She could have appealed the
decision. Instead, she ducked.

Conclusion: the politics of ia-
clusiveness don't even include her
own MPs.

What we can look forward to is
the politics of political correct-

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ness, And we've been through all
that before. With Baloney and
Trudeau both.

{ liked what an editorial writer
down East had to say about her,

‘*For all we know she’s a
wonderful person. But for all we
know she’s the Queen of Scots."’

The politics of inclusiveness?
Include me out. In spite of what
happened to me in 1988 1 will vote
Reform. It’s the last chance.

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