ARLO & JANIS® by Jimmy Johnson hip Sansom I AT OTHER FIRMS THAT HEANS EMPLOYEES LEARNING VALUABLE NEW SKILLS TO STAY CORRENT WITH THE COMPETITION... a4? ty BTA tn, “MORE ANIMAL GRAMMAR COATIMONDI COATI-FRIDAY “", @RIZZWELLS® «by Bill Schorr. GINTVER , Ye REALLY SHOULD CUT: DOWN THAT DEAD He ‘EVERY DAY! “ay, (iM “Taree? IN The DRawee “ans COW Ber WORSE: AT LeAyy tty dpe Ben @ 1992 by NEA. Inc those EAPTY COKE TINS Hi LYING AROUND ON PURPOSE! " ueRE IT MEANS TRYING TO TEACH S77 I GUESS [OU CAN) SAY WEVE GONE STRAIGHT FRO A RECESSION) RIGHT INTO DOUBLE-DIGIT INFLATION) D sD oyNEA we TRIAVES 164-93 COATIMONDI You ARE SUCH AN | uély , STUPID “ sponsoring New Year's Day parades!” Sunday, February 28, 1993 - North Shore News -33 HOROSCOPES Remember this: it’s all up to you Learn the rules for being human MANY OF you have in- formed me that you happily clip and save my. weekly commentaries. I do, too! Robert Aiken Be HEAVENS ABOVE I’m writing a book, perhaps several, in which I will honor the North Shore News for allowing - me my: head. Any interested ~ publishers out there? The following, seems to me, is quite . suitable for placement on refrigerator doors or medicine cabinets or, perhaps, even for special framing: ‘ RULES FOR. . BEING HUMAN () You will manifest a body. You may like it or hate it, but it will be yours for the entire period this time around. (2) You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called “‘life.’? Each day in this school you will have the op- portunity to learn lessons. You may like the lessons or think them irrelevant and stupid. (3) There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial. and error, experimentation. The ‘‘failed’? experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiment that ultimately lesson is repeated until A lesson will arise in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you will go on to the next lesson. (5) Learning fessons does not end. There is no part of life that does not contain its lessons. If you are ‘alive,’ there are lessons to be learned. (6) “‘There’”? is no better than “here.”? When your ‘“‘there’’ has become a ‘‘here’’ you will simply obtain another ‘‘there’’ that will, again, look better than ‘‘here.’’ (Good one, eh?) (7) “Others” are merely mirrors of you. You will not love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself. (8) What you make of your life is up to you. Yo have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is entirely yours: (9) Your answers Sie inside you. The answers to life’s questions lie inside you. AN you need to do. is look, listen, and trust. (10) You: will probably forget all this. : . Then again, maybe not. Con- sider reading it again. More slowly this time. Reflect upon your life. Or, save it for later. The choice is entirely yours. : minor accomplishment, Feb. 28-March 6, 1993 | T ARIES (March 21-April 20) You're chomping at the bit, Sun _— day, Aries. Relax. Early week, take a step forward. . Wednesday, you attract unex- pected guests. Resolve troubling situations, Thursday. Friday, worry-free. Keep thoughts to yourself, Saturday. %§ TAURUS (April 21-May 21) en Speak up, . Taurus.’ Others . are listening. Monday, take a hard look at a close friendship. Just say ‘‘no,’’: Tuesday. Wednesday, be tactful. Someone deliber- ately confuses you, Thursday. Friday, a Lively conversa- tions, Saturday. Tr GEMINI (May 22-June 21)... " . Ser a project through, Sunday, ‘ Gemini. Early week, examine career matters carefuliy. Go shopping, © Wednesday. in time. Thursday, offer good advice to a friend. Avoid making promises, Friday and Saturday. You may disappoint. =." &: CANCER Qune 22-July 23) -. °° : You are more assertive than usual, Sunday. Early week, take a Icgical ap- proach. Have the facts before making judgements, Wednesday. Thursday, casy. - You wonder how to resolve a_ financial problem, Friday. Saturday, inform partner about weekend plans. cone ue ? LEO (July 24-Aug. 23). Much energy, Sunday, Leo. Early — week, be pruceat. Wednesday, you coul inspire a friend who needs your. support. You are generous, Thursday. Friday, you ; may not finish what. you start. You plan © major change, Satnrday. . Lobe TT VIRGO (Aug. 24¢-Sept. 23) oo . Don’t “uw ” ur: partner, Sunday, Virgo. Monday, 2 challenge easily handied:; Tuesday, a n-w opportunity. . Mid-week, jump to no . conclustons. “no,” Friday, to extra - responsibilities, Saturday, be truthful. an Af _LIGRA (Sept. 4-Oct. 23). “——“~ Someone you meet, Sundzy, could become a close friend, Libra. ly week, don’t be so sure of your “hunches.’* Others - look to you for leadership, Wednesday. You can't please everyone, Thursday. Friday and Saturday, look before you leap. SCORPIO (Oct. 24-Nov. 22) Sunday, Scorpio, tackle home chores. Early week, ups and downs for you and your partner. Wednesday, keep: that - secret. Not much gets done, Thursday. Bet- .ter your relationship with significant other, Friday. Want something done Saturday? Do . it yourself. . SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 23-Dec. 21) © Early week, with Mercury retrograde, your closest relationship tumuf- tuous, Wednesday, consider your financial situation. Keep money in your: pocket, Thursday. Friday, plan to go away for the weekend, Family member, Saturday, has an axe to grind. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-3an. 20) You are optimistic, Sunday. Mon- day,. confusing. A co-worker is shy, Tues- day. Break the ice. Wednesday, a partner behaves impulsively. A close friend offers urderstanding, Thursday. Improve your isnage, Friday. Make only promises you can keep, Saturday. wry run, AQUARIUS (Jun, 21-Feb. 19) Avoid impulse buying, Sunday. Economize, early week. Wednesday, haste makes waste. Considering a job change, Thursday? Forget it for now. Friday, you may he out of touch with your self-image. Goals closer, Saturday. PISCES (Feb, 20-Masch 20) . Romance beckons, Sunday, Pisces. Out of sorts, Monday. Misunderstood, Tuesday. Jump to no conclusions, Wednes- day. Thursday, friends clamor for your.at- tention. Maintaia harmony with fellow workers, Friday. You want friends to take , you more seriously, Saturday. They even- tuatly wilt. Robert Aiken isan interna- tionally known astrologer/ metaphysician,. therapeutic counsellor and workshop leader of 30 years’ experience. He offers thorough, in-depth, substantive astrological readings, as well as empowering psychologically and metaphysically ‘oriented counsel- ling .. sessions. .Contact - Carole: 929-4049, : .