DOES THE word sappy ring a bell? Too many moviegoers watching Boys on the Side, a tear jerker based on the premise that relationships between women are stronger and last longer than those with men, it did. The title gives you a clue. Women are definitely the main course — the boys are served up like dishes on the side. Jane, played by Whoopi Goldberg, is a struggling musician looking to relocate to California from New York. Through a ride- share ad in the newspaper, she . hooks up with Robin (Mary Louise Parker), whose motives for leaving the'city are unclear. After an uneventful start to their journey, they join forces with Holly (Drew Barrymore), a naive. dumb blonde who hus run out on her dope dealin’, mistreatin’ boyfriend. ; The movie started slowly, and from what I could see, was not ’ gathering much audience interest. However, the pace picked up as we learned more about these variant main characters and what motivat- Photo submitted NORTH VAN student Leisha Wood thought. Boys on the Side was too sappy and mimicked movies Sike Thelma and Louise. The lead characters are strong women who either know — or ure trying to figure out —- where they want their lives to go. Although there’s very little visible friction between the female threesome, there is a potential for mishap on the interpersonal relations level. This makes you believe that it could just as easily be you and two of your girlfriends on that cross- country trip; you have nothing in common but you understand and care for them nonetheless. Boys on the Side tries to deal with importaut issues of the nineties, such as AIDS, sexuality, violence, drugs, pregnancy, racism, family problems, physical and emotional abuse, friendship, and of course, love. This movie attacks ‘them all without concentrating on one particular issue, leaving the audience dizzy, but really none the wiser. Director Herbert Ross does little more than an adequate job. At one oot up your hard drive and plug in your memory for Cerebral Circuits, a series of special Spring Break events about the brain from March 18 to 26. Find out what parts of your brain control different activities and challenge yourself in the ‘Mind Olympics.’ PLUS: /¢'s All in Your Head, an exhibition about the human brain, and the spectacular. new OMNIMAX¥ film, The Living Sea. point, I had a weird feeling that ! was watching an updated version of Thelma and Louise, Wt was as : though Ross sat down, dissected - several different movies, pasted them together and called his cre- ation Boys on the Side. All three principal actresses made the best of their parts, with Drew Barrymore adding a new dimension to her typical bad girl tole. While Goldberg's acting was credible, her singing has got to go. Of the five of us who went to see the movie, three enjoyed it and two of us could take it or leave it. I do not recommend this movie to those who love action-packed thrillers, or even a good comedy. However, if you have an open mind and plenty of tissues, on a slow night this could be the movie for you. (Leisha Wood is a Grade 12 North Vancouver student enrolled in the Video Production!2 Career Preparation Program.) INFORMATION: 268-6363 Quebec St. & Terminal Ave. at the Main Street/ Science Wortd SkyTrain Station | SAVEA PLACE IN YOUR HEART Showtimes: Forrest Gump (Mature) nightly at 7:00pm Nell (Mature) nightly at 9:35pm Little Women (General) nightly at 7:05pm & 9:15pm with Matinees daily at 2:05pm starting Sat. a Hoop Dreams (Mature) once nightly al § 8:15pm with matinees daily at 1:30pm starting Mon. Far From Home “The Adventure of Yellow Dog" (General) nightly at 6:30pm with matinees daily at 2:40pm, starting Sat. _RBNEN Little Rascals (General) matinaes Sat. @ qoeymyay| & Sun, at 2:00pm, (all seats $1.99) FOR THE BEST LOVED, BEST REVIEWED t°95' MODELS All bikes feature lifetime manufacturer warranty MSRP SALE PRICE RINCON Mountain Bike Cro-Moly frame/Shimano Acera 2'spd/Grip Shift IGUANA — § Hountain Bike full Cro-Holy frame/SIX-Alivio/Grip Shift SEDONA $725_ “Mountain Bike frame butted Cro-Moly/Shimano STX shifting IGUANA SE $699. Mountaibs Bike Cro-HolyHax frame//STA/Alivio/EGS Shot 2" travel NUTRA $495 Hybrid Bike SuperSoft saddle/Cro-Holy frame/2! INNOVA ~$610 Hybrid Bike full Cro-Moty/Shimano/2 speed Alivia/STX ATX 760 "$899. Mountain Bike 24tb.Cro-Moly frame/Shimano STX-RC shifting ATX 780 $1089 “ Mountain Bike 24lb. (rame Cro-Moly/full Shimano 4X 24 speed m Giant Alloy Bar Ends Reg. $32-$40 NOW 25 % OF Raiant Mag Trainers 25% OFF Giant U-Locks REG. $32-§40 NOW 25 % OFF Giant H20 bottles fw Alloy cages 20% OFF Giant Clip On Fenders MTN & HYBRID 50% OFF 3026 Mountain Hwy. 988-1800. and 999 Pacific Sc. 682-4537 Vancouver