ts Ne ge no Ah TOPPER SRA OUR HORLTEY TA AI A ah Fee os a ne Ry gs 4 SP) OME a rene oe Since ie mire enior Trip: we went, we saw, we fell as an ee ee ib rities - A POT-SMOKING bus dri- “ver, 8 principal who wears , lipstick, and a crossing guard _Wwho fhinks he’s Captain This is the basic outline for National Lampoon’s Senior Trip. \__.When aine crazy grads from Fairmont High write a letter to the President of the United States boast- ing the failure of the educational System, they are invited to explain ’ their ideas in Washington before the U.S. Senate. This i is where the sanity Sends...” The crossing guard (Kevin ; : McDonald from Kids In The Hall) : carries around a blow-up version of. . Star Trek’s Lt. Uhura while chasing . © . the bus for failing to ‘stop at his crosswalk. The bus driver, “Red” ° (Tommy Chong), i is either stoned br drunk the entire trip. ‘The Principat (Matt Frewer, aka Max Headroom) fails into a coma because he swal- » lowed. a horse tranquilizer. . 's,. A U.S. Senater then decides to use the drunken students to embar- 2 $4 rass the President, and of course, the kids try to stop him, leaving a trail of beer cans, bottles, and a bored sudi- ence behind them. However, all the funny puns, slapstick, and off-beat comedy almost make up for 4 moronic plot. -- Almost. Towards the beginning of the film the action goes so incredibly fast that you almost have to be ripped, drunk or severely messed-up to understand and enjoy it. Then, when you finally get used to the fast puce, it slows down to a weak, sluggish crawl,’ In my opinion some of the come- dy, however funny, went too far. It hit on lesbians, sex toys and even made fun of schoo} girls getting run- over by cars. J started to wonder if the director a ak MATT. FREWER (above) plays the ipsticleearing principal in . Nationa! Lampoon's Senior Trip. Le A are currently ~“over-stocked and to make room for new arrivals, “we're affering our biggest frame sale ever: | ‘alt i in stock frames* At VisionWorks we carry a wide selection of quality” brand name frames that are designed to last & fit comfortably. Hur in for best selection! “with purchase af frame & ienses (Kelly Makin) was sharing some of Tommy's stash, And whit about the cinematographer? The camera.opysr~ ators? The entire cust seemed su out- of-it, they probably thougstt that they were on the set of the latest from Cheech and Chong. This movie had exactly the ammount of hype it deserved, None. On a scale of one to 10 (thumbs are (oo annoying), Ud give this: movie a shaky four. If you still really want to see it, however, wait until it comes out on video. It's not worth the $8.00 admission (The popcom would probably be alot cheaper toa) Kelsey Torok is a Grade 12 Aroyle Secondary. student enrolled in » the Video Productian {2 course at “ Leo Marshall Centre. |. SINCLAIR CENTRE, TW 2 for 1 Sale Black Moon Productions presents the folk musical four friends, their lives and the songs they used to sing opens October 24 _ Starlets Theatre 935 Denman Steer TicketMaster 280-331 1” ~ SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER ue HASTINGS ST} Pi tei vinatges* “© Food prepared by the eae RESTAURANT © % 5 Entertainment “Baleon Sale Silent Auction: *Wina Vie Tour ofthe Okanagan We carry many of the quality brand name contact lenses and provide professional fitting of soft and hard contact lenses. Whether itistoric = & contacts for astigmatism or soft disposable contacts you need, come to. VisianWorks for promt quality $A - OS! lenses 2 pairs f reg. $99 pair § of soft, clear, : a 7 fi daily wear gee 1 HOUR | OPTICAL SUPERSTORE WIC AKS ‘Offering the best brand name eyeglasses 1 HOUR EVECARE surerson, «Bt contact lenses at the best prices SPONSORED BY umebynow [TT nort aE ” _ Working | For Cur Cominunity the vascouvenas . yColivier C3 MOST LISTENED 10 RAUIO.STaTioe