“You ve bought’ the ‘house and said «goodbye .to .the countless telephone: calls and‘ endless * ‘fodtslogging | involved in ‘modern “real” estate purchase. - The: teachers have. met the children and either love them’ or hate them! The second: half of ‘the marriage licence has left for the office “ — ’ even the: ‘pets have been fed for the day! What next? | -Once the” ‘turmoil ~ of relocation “has ‘smoothed itself out many .of us have-a™. real need for people, conversation -and friendship. Newcomers Club’ has‘ been the ideal starting’ point for many of us ‘with this ex- perience. As its name implies, ‘this North Vancouver. Club’ is organized for: ‘and run -en- tirely. by newcomers to the afea, - ‘Membership fees minimal are and ‘monthly show ...provides. com- panionship for a few and live soap opera entertainment for more than 100,000 people every Friday night. The show on RC between 8 p.m. and mid- night matches up men and women desperate. for a last- minute date. Besides the callers’ who jam the ‘phone lines, polls indicate more than 100,000 people listen to the show just for the fun of it, A sophisticated telephone system permits show host Alan Browning to keep four men and four women on hold while he selects mat- chups. for a three-way on- the-air phone conversation among himself, a man and a woman. Bows . Anna Vendenakker at... _ CINCINNATI (UPD) - The. “Desperate. and “Dateless” For experience and advice, see | 1717.Lonsdale Avo., news, ideas‘and cultures." Offshoots of the. main. club : include’such: activities.as five pin bowling, . . morning - and. evening crafts, a‘ restaurant” group; ‘bridge,.a babysitting ; co-op: ‘and even an 1 Amateur Chefs group gag! membership of 20. ‘couples working in groups of sieht. Following chosen themes — this’ month ‘is’ *Caribbean™ — grotips ‘meet * at’ various © homes where food:.and: wine help.“ relax'and enjoy new friends. Newcomers Club follows the” seasons ‘with - camping weekends’ ‘and Picnics “in evenings in: December: - New members’ are alvvays welcome —~ “for -more in- formation please phone 984- 9221" ‘or 929-7449. - A recent example: “Hi, Alan, this is Carol.” “Carol, you. sound strange. Where you calling from, a phone booth?” ~ “Yeah.” “Boy, you are desperate.” “No, I'm at a phone in a gym ata basketball game.” “You've got all those guys atthe ballgame.” ©. “No, they're all in high school — too young.” ~ “How old are you?” “Nineteen.” “Hmmm, I've got Curt on hold here. He says he’s 20, 5- feet-10, 160 pounds. Want to talktohim?” “Sure.” “Curt, you want to talk to Carol? She’s 19, 5-9, 135 pounds.” “Sure. Hi Carol, this is Curt. What color is your hair?” North Van. meetings are a great op-.. - portunity for «meeting: new - friends:..and © exchanging everyone to really — ~ ee ee ; out to be married and “Your eyes?” second. one, well, we: just “Green.” didn’t get along.” “Hmmm, sounds good.” ” Browning. SayS.::‘many . After a little more con- versation, Browning asks them if they want to date that night. They agree and he arranges a private phone .daters ‘are. pleasantly’ -sur- prised by the people they meet through the show. “Both men and women tell .. 7 ~ See our fine ‘ Selection of - Bridal Fabrics Attention ‘Sewing. Students’ ! Please. bring in your signed dis- ‘count voucher | _ fabrics for sewing projects. HOURS: Mon.-Thurs, 9:30-5:30 Fri. ti 9 p.m. Sat. to 6:30 ‘conversation so they can us they couldn’t believe their. . . work out details. date was that good-looking,” | ss - says Browning. “You might ;: CART PLS: Thousands of dates have think most of the people who | “ ee Col ng in” r " stemmed from the show and hundreds of relationships. But, of course, many just - don't work out. call in are dogs. They aren't. , Most are just very shy about asking for a date and ap- preciate the anonymity of our show.” ol “Colors * Westlynn Matt 987-4221 acald For example, Browning may say, “Bob, you've called a couple of times before, SMALL BUSINESS CLINIC haven't you?” ~ “Right.” FOR WOMEN “What happened both times?” . “Well, the first girl turned FEBRUARY 23 This workshop Is for you if: You plan to start your own business “someday”; You presently own a business, but need a business plan; You have had an established business for several years... 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