It would be nice to take Ron Atkey by the scruff of the neck and pour putrid clam juice down his neck until it spurted out of his ears. But: that would be unfair, really, since he is only a little more responsible for the devastation of many B.C. clam beds than the rest of those rotters in Ottawa. In case you've forgotten, Atkey was minister of immigration when } the clownish Joe Clark govern- ment was on the loose and an- nounced we would be accepting 50,000 Vietnamese refugees. Most Canadians opposed that dippy idea — 80 per cent of British Columbians did, accor- ding to the polls — but the politi- cians took no notice. Weren't all parties in Parliament in agree- ment? Who gave a damn about the ignorant voters? Once again, it. was Parliament versus the people. : The reason it would be nice to pour clam juice down the Atkey throat is that his protegees are now taking every West Coast clam they can find, irrespective of size. The operation-is large scale and | -has led to violence. The Viets have also moved in on the crabbing at Steveston, and the size of the crabs is not important either. The incidents are numerous. _E-The police report I quoted last i week dealt with the Steveston i situation in some detail. But it’s || worse'up-coast. A white clamdig- ger on Savary Island was reported this. way in’ Western Report magazine: . "When we go out to dig, we dig {.a little here and a little there. {These guys bring in 300 people on _@ beach thet can handle 60. They | wipe it clean and put us out of.” “W- work.” The Viets have also put up } unsanitary shacks. whose toilets f could contaminate the clam beds. _ There have been numerous con- > frontations. But the cops are not ‘4‘too keen to act, for fear. of being. dubbed ‘“‘racist.””. When one white | man saw a bunch of Viets stuffing i sacks of undersized clams into a. . ¥ van,:he tried to’ block the road:- with his car. The Viets ‘‘brandish- — j ed sharp-edged clam rakes and pelted a crowd of 30 spectators. with ‘rocks.’”’ : 2 |; Complaints were made .an witnesses were available. But no trial slated | A. 20-YEAR-OLD North Van- couver woman appeared Nov. 20 _in® North: . Vancouver .. provincial | § . court to face six counts of. utterin; ‘a forged document: .. -. 7 ., Shawna ‘Louise Ross was origi ‘nally.;charged in ‘connection with ‘signature totalling $336.75. ~ : Appearing before Judge J.D.:": “Layton, Ross was remanded to :Nov. 27 to fix a date for trial on:: the charges. ; Ke: 42 NOON * Crafter’s Corner -.. : ' e Cakes & Pies ” FOR A FUN .a cheque for. The response was _ the pharmacy had spent at least | 4. ST. CHRISTOPHER'S VILLAGE FAIR & TEA SAOPP SATURDAY, NCVERMBER 28, 198 - AND MUCH MORE ; FAIR, WE NEED YOU THERE! _ ‘Vith Street & ingiewood, West Vancouver charges were laid. The RCMP decided the incident was a racial thing and didn’t want to make the situation worse. Typical. Whitey must give way. Over in Courtenay, meanwhile, a provincial court judge did give two Viets five days in the clink or $100 fines for taking undersized clams. Which is better than nothing, I suppose. The last I heard of Atkey, by the way, he was in Hong Kong drumming up immigration business. x ke * Who says that government bureaucrats are the only ones to engage in silly bureaucracy? A North Vancouverite by the name of Peter Kayll proves otherwise. His 87-year-old aunt got a Pharmacare bill for 64 cents from Lancaster Prescriptions over in | Vancouver, that being the unpaid bit of a handling charge. Mr. Kayil manages this sort of thing for the old lady, and sug- gested to the pharmacy chap that the amount be written off, it not being worth the trouble of writing that that couldn’t be done because of the computer program. Bills continued to arrive, with one cent interest being added each | time. we When he told me about this, the “*debt’® had increased to 67 cents, | $1.44 on'postage, and there was a frantic hand-written. note on the | aunt’s. last bill stating: ‘‘Please pay immediately. Your family is - not, paying. your bills. Please | remit.’’. - a Said Mr. Kayll: ‘‘! will pay the damned thing eventually, but this | is an example of how some people stop using common sense once they tie in to. a computer. program.” 3 . And that’s the way it is, folks, this 27th of November, 1987. a doin us for the first Family ’ Christmas Carol Cruise of the season, on board the MV Malibu Princess Sunday, Dec. 6 6:00-9:30 pm (board 5:30pm) - Tickets: $12 Adults $10 Seniors : a _$ 6 Children (8-26) B Depa ‘Barbary Coast "Meira? Coal Harbour a ™:- SNACK BAR ON BOARD Info: 685-8468 - - % Group Discounts Available borer Pr pinrereraene C4 -4PM wo -e Heavenly Scents e Beautiful Baskets a Se Ser Swe Se THE FOLLOWING is a list of re- cent North Shore crimes: WEST VANCOUVER Theft from auto 300-bik. Marine Drive. Entry by smashing window. Stolen: radar detector. Value: $375. Theft from auto — Park Royal South. Entry by smashing window. Stolen: radar detector. Value: U/ K Theft from auto — 1400-blk. Marine Drive. Stolen: front licence plate. Theft from auto — 600-blk. St. Andrews. Attempt: to force win- dows with U/K object. Break and enter io residence — 1300-bik. Ottawa Avenue, Entry by unlocked garage. Stolen: por- table radio. Value: $400. Break and enter to residence — 1300-bik. Haywood Avenue. Entry by forcing door. Stolen: VCR. Value: $600. Break and enter to residence — 1500-blk. Gordon Avenue. Entry by forcing door. Stolen: nil. Break and enter to residence — 1100-blk. Esquimalt. Entry by rear door. Stolen: jewelry, cameras, binoculars. Value: $2,000. _ Break and enter to Shopper’s Drug Mart -- Park Royal South. Entry by pried door. Stolen: nil. Break and enter to residence — 1700-blk. Inglewood. Entry gained — unknown. Stolen: two public 9 - Friday, November 27, 1987 - North Shore News address speakers. Value: $1,600. Break and enter to residence — 1900-bIk. 27th Street. Entry gained by prying basement window. Stolen: jewelry, money. Value: U/K. Break and enter to residence — 1900-blk. 22nd Street. Entry gain- ed unknown. Stolen: ring, money. Value: $1,400. Break and enter to residence — 100-blk. Bonnymuir. Entry gained by breaking window. Stolen: nil. Theft from auto — 200-bIk. Keith - Road. Stolen: grill from V.W. Golf. Value: $250. Theft from auto 2200-blk. Folkstone. No sign of forced en- try. Stolen: flashlight, loose money. Value: $12. Theft from auto 2200-blk. Folkstone. Entry by breaking side rear window. Stolen: radar detec- tor, Value: $200. NORTH VANCOUVER Break and enter — 200-bIk. East 2nd St. Entry gained by small window which was found partly insecure. Nothing reported stolen. Break and = enter 2900-blk. Mountain Highway. Entry gained by kicking in. panel of door. Tele- phone lines were cut. Unknown items stolen at this time. Break and = enter 2000-bIk. Greylynn. Entry gained by prying open door at the rear of the house. Stolen — VCR and three knives. Break and enter — 1!200-blk. Mountain Highway. Entry gained by unlocked door. Stolen — ap- proximately $6,600 in cash, jewel- ry, telephone answering machine. Break and enter — 140-bik. East 26th Street. Entry gained by break- ing glass in rear door window. Stolen — jewelry, Minolta 35mm camera and liquor. Break and enter — 700-blk. East 29th Street. Entry gained by base- ment door left unlocked. Stolen — Sony Hi Fi system valucd at ap- proximately $800. Break and entef — 1300-blk. Marine Drive. Entry gained through skylight. Stolen — four Alpine -am/fm_ cassette players valued at $400 each. Break and enter 900-bIk. Strathaven Dr. Entry gained by in- secure bathroom window. Stolen — four cases of beer, two German driver’s licences, Canadian pass- port, Canadian citizenship papers, two $1,000 Canada Savings Bonds, $80 U.S. cash, German Olympic coins, and house insurance papers. Break and enter — 200-blk. West 4th. Entry gained by rear patio window that had been left partially open. Stolen — wallet and con- tents and two tickets to B.C. Lions Game. Break and enter — 200-blk. West 14th Street. Entry gained via front sliding window. Stolen — purse and contents estimated at 3600. ane a eae ae noe | 4 The District of North Vancouver Fire Department and Mr. Do Bee want you ito... LEOTOR YOUR COMIDANS FIRESARE We keep our tree in water Adults, not kids, handle candles and matches in my house. We keep a metal screen In front of the fireplace. logs, not trash, In our fireptace. Centre or drop off your picture at any District of North Van fire hall before Dec. 17/1987. fe ee ee ae a a a and away from heat. -