hiking, snowboarding, Cefine Dion, Demi Moore, Japanese food an ice cream shop municipal affairs THE following are brief summaries of topics on the agendas of North Shore municipalities and school boards: North Vancouver District Council: Monday, March 13 at 7 pan. — recommenda- dons on decriminalizing pos- session of illegal drugs; detox and rehabilitation programs; and conveying these issues to the Attorney General; zoning bylaws for single- -family dwellings exceeding building requirements; cemetery on Lillooet Rd. North Vancouver City Council: Monday, March 13 at 6 p.m. — proposed rezon- ing of North Vancouver Cemetery; recommendations on applications for disaster response funding; delegation from the North Shore Walk/Run Committee; “introduction on the Sunrise Park expansion, to be consid- ered and referred to a public hearing; sprinklering require- ments. West Vancouver District Council: Monday, March 13 at 7:30 p.m. — iwaftic bylaw to allow a vendor in a public place, re 9-1-1 Relay; overview of BC Ferries pro- posals, zoning adoption of tune Zoning and business licence bylaw for the use and regulation of veterinary med- ical clinics; select committee review of Horseshoe Bay local traffic issues; delega- tions from B.C. Trucking Association and Multiple Sclerosis Society of Canada; overview of B.C. Ferries pro- posals; request for noise con- trol bylaw exemptions fer filmirg berween Taylor Way and Cautfald Rd. exits and filming at Sunset Marina. West Vancouver School District 45: Tuesday, March 14 at 7: p.m. presentations on late French immersion delegation, the School Play Field Program, including the lighting of Caulfeild and West Bay fields; reports from committees for human resources, finance and facili- ties, education programs and services; trustee reports from the North Shore Regional Health Board, West Vancouver Municipal Winter takes ah your mind at ef 2 wheel» alignment. s of the weird oming out of his shell New York City firefighter Albert Hohmann was arrested in February after being identi- fied by police as the man who, naked, sneaked into a restau: rant at night and snacked on expensive food and wine. Hohmann’s lawyer denied the charge despite the fact that the restaurant’s surveillance camera was cunning and that the intruder sported an casily identifiable tattoo of “Mr. Peanut” on his derriere. 499 The Continuing Crisis: Trauma therapist Karen Frogley = complained in January to Reverse Bungy New Zealand about the com- pany’s installation of a 130- foor-high tower with a bungee-attached capsule in downtown Wellington, out- side Frogley’s office building. Frogley says the jumpers’ blood-curdling screams make her rape and car-crash patients anxious during their sessions. o00 Hard to Get Into Prison These Days: Matthew Harley, 27, sentenced to prison on weapons charges in 1995, sur- rendered at a courthouse in Portsmouth, Va., but was sent home, where he continued with his life until September 1999, when authorities finally came for him. And Doris Preston, 74, sentenced to five years’ mini- mum for arson in 1991, went home to Columbus, Ohio, on baii but was not called back until September 1999. And in August, parole-vio- lating rapist Gerald Bennett, Planning West Parks and Advisory Advisory Commission, Vancouver Recreation Commission. North Vancouver School District 44: Education and Programs meeting Tuesday, March 14 at 7:30 p.m. at LMCC. The next regular board meeting is Tuesday, March 28 at 7:30 p.m.. Information and proposais on occupational health and safety programs and prace- dures; preparation of esti- mates for the 2000/01 bud- get; meeting — sumarary; future agenda items; update on current capital projects. toll on your vehicle, so put with, tad special ¢ offers. 30, tried politely to surrender at the police station in Glenolden, Pa., but was turned away because of a records glitch and remained tree for six more days, during which time, according to police, he killed one woman and raped another before being caught. you Peoole Who Are Not Like You and Me: [n January, Bobby G. Olson, 34, pled guilty to vehicular homicide for an incident in rural Breckenridge, Minn., in 1998. Olson and another man were arguing in a bar over who had the more powerful pickup truck, and the mo left to settle things by chaining their trucks togethez and hav. ing a tug of war. Olson won by default when the other man’s truck slid into a ditch, rolled, and, when the man was ¢jected, came down on top of him. Joseph Motyka, 32, was arrested on Jan. I in Chicago and charged with = child endangerment because he, not content with a firecracker celebration of the New Year, had brought home a quarter- stick of dynamite. Motyka’s three-year-old daughter dis- covered it and put it into a candle, and the resultant explosion took off her right hand and caused hearing and vision loss. agg Least Competent Criminals: Miguel Avalos- Rivera, 28, was arrested in Fairfax, Va., in. 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