Thank you.

I think the $9,600 is a bargain.
i in my case, they’re getting a
million-dollar brain for $9,600. —

North Van City Alderman Ralph
| Hall; on his getting a raise.

Canadian Club seems to work
best. ~ Ray Nestman; after clean-
ing oil-soaked birds off Van-
couver Island.

Persons with AIDS should not
be donating body parts. —
} Headline in Vancouver Sun.

The world is run by greed. —
Fraser Institute Director Michael
Walker. .

When I spoke to Ethiopian
' Chairman Col. Mengistu, I got a
sense of honesty, caring and emo-
tion, — Capilano MP Mary Col-
} fins; on the murdering commie
| son-of-a-bitch who has ruined
Ethiopia.

F... this for a game of soldiers.
I’m going home! — Irish actor
¢ Alan Devlin; while playing in
HMS Pinafore on a Dublin stage.

I don’t have anything to say ex-

{| cept that he drank all day and I
baked all day. — Eighty-two-
# year-old Ruby Lord; while on trial
| for manslaughter in the death of
' her old man.
1 The Lord’s Prayer in the
§ schools is imperialism. — United
{| Church Moderator Robert Smith,
f proving once again that most
clergypersons are batty.

I don't think this should be a
Christian province or a Christian

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Ian Greenwood of Burnaby has
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B.C. Press Council for a second
three-year term.

A representative of the public on
_the council, he has headed it since
its formation in 1983.

Re-election of four directors for
two-year terms, was also announc-
ed recently by the Press Council:
Joe Morris of Victoria and Jean
Turnbull of Vancouver, repre-
senting the public; Iris Christison,
publisher of the Prince Rupert
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EACH YEAR at this time Santa Collins delivers the most
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party. — Socred leadership can-
didate Stephen Rogers, whose
riding abounds with the fruits of
multicult.

It’s important to realize that a
lot of people that you're out there
working for are people wha may
sit in their undershirt and watch
the game on Saturday, beer in
hand. — Leadership candidate
Kim Campbell being nice to the
masses.

If the U.S. would let me I'd like
to go back to the Philippines and
live the fife of a peasant. —
Billionaire sefugee Ferdinand
Marcos.

I didn't even have time to do
my hair, — Michele Duvalier,
wife of another well-known
democrat; on her hasty exit from
Haiti.

Gracie’s got a lot of support
around the province but she does
hold some loony ideas. — Jack
Davis on Grace McCarthy.

Tears of joy would fill my blue
eyes and sweet words of gratitude
would fall from my lips should a
man be inciined to open a door, or
light my cigarette. Not all women
want to jackboot their way
through life, Letter-to-the-editor
writer Cynthia von Rhau of
Toronto.

You haven't got the guts to Ff

Shoot me, — Glenroy Alvarez of
Toronto, just before he was shot
to death by a Detroit pimp.

woman

Wallace of Victoria, vice-chair-
man, and Joanne Leslie of West
Vancouver, as public repre-
sentatives; and Gary Oldfield,
publisher of the Vernon Daily
News, and Brian MacDonald,
editor of the Richmond Review, as
newspaper representatives.

Press Council directors hear and
adjudicate on complaints from the
public about newspapers and
complaints from newspapers about
the conduct of individuals and
newspapers towards the press.

The council aims to preserve
freedom of the press, act as a me-
dium of understanding between
press and public, and encourage
high journalistic standards.

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No. But I could be more evasive
if you wish. — Soviet information
officer Eugueni Pozdkiakov of
Ottawa showing that some
Russkis have a sense of humor;
after being asked by a TV repovter
whether he had any news about
Chernoby!.

What in hell is going on up
there? — John Hewicker of the
San Diego district-attorney’s of-
fice; on hearing that Canada
would not extradite child molester
John Lewis.

Guttersnipes! — Former Socred
cabinet minister Don Phillips; to
TV reporters.

JI don’t think she can ever be
happy anywhere. You have to feel
sorry for her. Imagine having
Stalin for your dad. — Malcolm

Muggeridge; after the old tyrant’s §

daughter Svetlana left the USSR

for the second time.
Worthwhile Canadian In-

itiative. — Wew York Times

headline selected by New Republic |

magazine as possibly the most
boring headline ever.

Voters’ mood Still unsettled. —
Headline in Vancouver Sun over
Marjorie Nichols’ column the
night before the Socreds shot the
NDP to bits.

Mafia, sit down! — Tory MP
Gilles Bernier to Liberal MP
Carlo Rossi.

Help a toad across the road. —
Road signs directed at British
motorists by the British Fauna
anc Flora Preservation Society
during mass toad migration.

I never intended to insult
anyone, — Statement by Count
Wilderich von Spee, mayor of
Dusseldorf; after suggesting that a

few rich Jews be killed so that his |

city’s budget could be balanced.
Canada is a French country. —

Prime Minister Bryan Baloney; at

conference of French nations in

Paris. ,

Lyin’ Bryan. — Toronto Sun man

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