NEW YORK City police recently
arrested the city's most notorious
traffic scoffaw, Leroy Linen, 41,
after he inadvertently gave them his
real name when he was stopped for
having only a crudely hand-leitered
“license piate” on his car,

Linen's drivers license has been
suspended 633 times since 1990;
when police entered his name into
their computer, it took an hour and °
45 minutes to’ print out all of his
traffic violations. °
"_. Still at large in the Big Apple are
340 others whose licenses have
_ been suspended more than’ 100
times.

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“: Malaysian state of Periis announced
last summer it would crack down on
_ conservative female Muslim physi-
cians who ‘use’ pencils or, pens; or

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Vancouver artist Lars Kraemmer
has emerged from. a seven-week

to ‘play’ Vexations- by French; com-,*” stint living in a 5- -foot-by-5-foot box r
‘poser Eric Satie, consisting 0 of a sin: _ that. had been built using five of his _ compiles and publishes the results.:

paintings.

Kracmmmer called his perfor-
mance “Retreat™ and said he saw
dazzling colors in the total darkness
-—~ un inspiration that led him to
develop a “new theory” of color
during the seven weeks; “One thing
it has done.” said Kraemmer of his
self-imposed exile, “is put me at
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Stinson Beach, California —- As
publicity for his vear-long cainpaign
to collect enough brassicres to string
across the Grand Canyon, conceptu-
al artist Ronnie Nicolino, along with

200 volunteers, created a two-mile- *

long sand sculpture consisting of

21,000 size 34C bras.

'-Nicolino denied he is obsessed
with breasts: “In my case, it’s not
that serious. | can be detached
enough to at least be an observer.”

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market magazines recently appear-
ing ‘in Japan is Moeru Gomi
(Combustible Garbage), by artist
Tetsuo Ogawa, 22, consisting mere-
ly of a vinyl bag of garbage fiom his
and his friends’ apartments.

: The ‘artist solicits. people to let
him clean their rooms, and then

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THE EXCEPTIONAL experience of lovers t-fi irst-sight typ.
ically demonstrates the “influence” of Uranus (within us)
accompanied by Neptune (they are still are SH conjunc”).

Uranus signifies the sudden, the
unexpected, the instantancous, It
provides the magnetic allure and
compelling attraction — those cru-
cial ingredients to send us falling
head over heels into romantic love.

Neptune signifies our resulting
psychologically transfixed state, it
magically transports us into a tem-
porary suspension of our normal
everyday reality, as we blissfully
tumble into archetypal versions of
“happily ever after.” Neptune pro-
vides the illusions which fuel our
fantasies; these fantasies kindle
our passions, which in turn pro-
voke our obsessive state of emo-
tional preoccupation with the
object of our attraction.

Where Uranus piques our
curiosity and fascination, it is
Neptune which maintains and sus-
tains it. This form of failing in
love does not confer the enduring --
long-term comraitment connoted
by strong inter chart aspects
‘between the Suns, Moons, Saturns -
and ascendants in two horoscopes._;
The combined “influence”. of :

’ Uranus and Neptune is the i impe-
“tus behind exciting love affairs ,
and clandestine encounters which:

~_.normally'do not develop, into per- o

’ manent relationships...
Although we are utterly |

entranced when under this com-
bined spell and sometimes are.
firmly convinced that FATE is at.
work in our love lives, these |." ~
romantic episodes:are by no
means instances of “Fate-al .
Attraction!” (Uranus with Neptune
confers passionate but temporary
. diaisons due merely to “natal -
~atiation!) ‘

ALL SIGNS

We could choose’ to turn to”
what is beyond suffering and mis-: ’
ery..All appearances are “not
true”, They were not there before

. the beginning. They won't be there‘:

after the end. When a desire is ful-
filled, for a moment we are
“happy”. If you watch very close-
ly, you will see that it is not the
object that provides happiness. In

. that instant there is no desire and
your mind is empty. This empti-” ”
ness gives you happiness.

Nov. 27-Dee. 3, 1994

sor. . Thursday's: Scorpio’ ‘Taoon

Robert

; ” cess, early week. investigate “educational

opportunities, Wednesday, Work is like ‘pla:
- Phusday. Drama ; and excitement rh

oy VIRGO (Aug, WSep 23)
‘You 'raay invite co-workert.to your,
‘home, carly Wedseuan Your home is

high ‘energie: “day Monday. Tuesday ‘an
Wednesday faver talking with fins adv
highlights
. finances. You could win’ @ Frida
Married’ -Libras” feel. a © “burden

Lively conversations with interes
ing people, early week, Scorpio. Wednesday,
’ push fi nancial negotiations to'a swift conch
‘sion. Thureday, uneventful. Friday, fame dnd
fortune are within reach, Work off. your ne!
/ VOUS’ CNErBy,. “Sanirday. i)

“Suey, Capzicom,” a busy da
. home. Negotiate a raise, easly ; week, Make
friends with'co-workers and customers, iid.

Tv ARIES (March 21-April 20)
You are. mentally ‘energized,
Sunday, Aries. Early week, success for Aries ,

artists and scientists, Interest in further edu ,
.* ¢ation, mid-week. Prestige at work, Friday. ©

Saturday, savor yesterday's accomplish-.

ments, however, stay in present time.

Consider having a chart done.

2$ TAURUS (April 21-May 21)

A fun-filled Sunday,. Taurus.
Conflicts between work and home, early
week. Pay attention to your partner, mid-
week. Renew your commitment to’ evch
other, Friday. Review all major decisions,
Saturday. Get clear. How? Ask for help.
Consider an astrological reading.

TZ GEMINI (May 22-June 21)

You hear from friends, Sunday.
Monday, a financial coup. You may represent
your company in court, Tuesday or
Wednesday. Your partner's health improves,
Thursday. Open to intimacy, Friday.
Saturday, go out and socialize. Have a won-
derful time. You deserve it.

GQ CANCER (June 22-July 23)

MS Confused messages, - Sunday,
Cancer, Home and family accented, early
week. Follow. your doctors. orders,
Wednesday. Thursday, travel and romance go
together, Have a great adventure, Friday.
Saturday, make a fresh start if you dare,

LEO (July 24-Aug. 23) .
,Musicians ‘and writers enjoy suc-

You will be iappiee Your ines | is:
/ Bleaiest gift you could give to the worl

aw AQUAI :
IY Active’ in the ‘conimmuiiity, |

week, Aquarius. The focus, Wednesday, i
career. Work efforts could result in a bonu:
Thursday. Friendships strengthened, Priday.
Volunteer your: Precious time, Saturday. :Its..
very important to give of yourself.’ However, ° :
you are unable to do so if you are ast receiv
_ing very weil. So, be foved! aa

DE wPISCES (Feb. 20-March 20)

* Unexpected expenses, Sunday,
Pisces, You're there for a friead, early week,
If looking for a new job, Wednesday, pursue >
all leads, Battles of will, Thursday. A fresh’.
start, Friday. A new direction. Saturday, be
enjoyed, but stay out of victim/martys/sacti-
fice. Your needs are important too! :

Robert Aiken is an iniernation- '
ally known astrologer, metaphysi-
cian and therapeutic counselor of
35 years’ experience. Although
currently in Hawaii, he is available
to provide in-depth tape-recorded
astrological readings. For, more
information, “write to P.O. ‘Box
30026, 3650 Mt. Seymour Phvy.,
North Vancouver, V7H 2Y0. Phone
926-4961 or (808), 875-9555. .

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