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NEVER SAY that I'm not a happy kind of bloke. Here are
some more quotes with which to kill your freeloading
friends during the holiday period.

George Bush reminds every
woman of her first husband. —
anonymous wit in the U.S. during
the American presidential election.

I’m very angry. It’s not the kind
of thing you'd expect a union to
do. — Ed Lawson, after being
dumped from his $150,000 a year
job as Canadian boss of the
Teamsters’ Union.

’ For those not interested in the
film, we are flying over Greenland
and this is the season when Polar
Bears mate. If I see any of them at
it, I will let you know. — Air
Canada flight purser introducing
the in-flight movie and proving we
are not quite as humorless as the
Swedes. .

it was not a gift in the ordinar;
sense of the word. — Trade
Minister John Crosbie; on the free
airline tickets given to his wife and
daughter to go to Bangkok.

Some graves are rented and
when the relatives of the dead
don’t pay we are obliged to dig up
the bodies and put them in the
common grave. — Cemetery ad-
ministrator in Porto Alegre,
Brazil; explaining a quaint Latin
American custom.

Joe is sinking like a stone in
Meech Lake. — Reform Party
leader Preston Manning, who ran
against Joe Clark in the federal
election, and lost.

I have a new name for you peo-
ple. I call you the vulture press. —
Pat Carnev. former newspaper

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dame and former free trade
minister, getting mad with the
Evening Wimp.

Sometimes he is provocative in a
dangerous way. — Mayor Jack
Loucks of North Van City; during
debate on whether the city should
deny advertising to the North
Shore News on account of the sins
of Kind Oid Uncle Doug.

It’s not how good you play when
you play good. It’s how good you
play when you play bad. And we

Somebody told me that
judges and idiots can’t
vote. Sometimes I get
them mixed up.”’

—Provincial Secretary
Elwocd Veitch

can play bad as good as anyone in
the country. — University of
Georgia basketball coach Hugh
Durham. -

Sport, at an international level,
is no longer a healthy pastime. —
David Jenkins, a Scot and former
champion runner, awaiting
sentence in the U.S. for trafficking
in steroids.

It was a case of fry and die or
jump and try. — Survivor of burn-
ing British oil rig disaster in the
North Sea.

“Everyone seems to
read the NEWS.”

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Just a note to you and your wonderful
staff to say thanks. As my main source of
advertising I have found your Real Estate
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I receive comments daily from people
who have seen me in the paper. Everyone
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recognition from people interested in real

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Wayne has an ego the size of
Manhattan. — Oilers’ owner Peter
Pocklington, miffed at Gretzky,
who according to Pock was out to
“conquer the United States."’

What Peter Pocklington is to
Edmonton, Brian Mulroney is to
Canada. — John Turner compar-
ing the sale of Gretzky to the free
trade deal.

I’m not going to give it to
anybody for Christmas. — John
T. again; on the book Reign of Er-
ror, which tells naughty stories
about him and wife Geills.

Don’t ask me those questions. I
don't want to hear them. —
Vander Siam, clapping his hands
over his ears, squeezing his eyes
shut and running off when asked
about rape and abortion.

Varder Zalm thinks he’s the
Pope of B.C. — Unidentified
former Social Credit minister on
the Slam’s abortion stand.

Can you imagine Svend as
minister of defence? — Brian
Mulroney getting in a lick at
Canada’s out-of-the-close! member
of parliament.

Sodomite Invasion Planned For
1990. — Headline in Life Gazette
concerning the Gay Games that are
coming to Vancouver.

It is the courage of Kim Camp-
bell that stays with me late into the
night. — Columnist Nicole Partor.
being more womanish than ever;
on Campbell’s pro-choice stance.

Somebody told me that judges
and idiots can’t vote. Sometimes I
get them mixed up. — Provincial
Secretary Elwood Veitch.

Take your wives abroad. —
Edwina Currie, former Junior
Health Minister in the U.K.; advis-
ing British businessmen how to
avoid AIDS in the fleshpots of
Asia and Europe.

I wish someone would define
Canadian culture. Then I'd know
what to look for. — Rev. Sterling
Clark of Ontario; during the free
trade debate.

I jumped off a bridge with a
brick and cut a guy’s ear off. I was
trying te stop violence. He was
beating up a cousin of mine. —
Ontario criminal David (Mad Dog)
Atkinson; to a judge @

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