DouG COLLINS © get this straight © THERE'S AN innocent fem working for the Evening Wimp who weeps for the likes of Svend Robinson and Laurier LaPierre, the publicly proclaimed (and in her case publicly acclaimed) sodomites. I will call her Mistress Quickly, since she writes more quickly than she thinks. Last week, Ms. Quickly took off against me, your humble servant. Not by name, of course. That would never do. But in piously condemning some of the nouns and adjectives J have used to describe pcople of abnormal sexual habits (pansies, queers, etc.) she stated: about the homosexual world. It is clear that she should get back to the kitchen, and that there should be laws against letting j: ople like her pollute the public dg:nain with such mental bungling. Ms. Quickly seems to think that sodomy i is a matter of men holding hands in Stanley | Park, + something “M S. Quickly seems to think that sodomy is a matter of men holding hands in Stanley Park, something that Robinson says he would like to do. Alas, it is much more than that.”’ - “Those are not my words, but those of a columnist who regularly spits hate and venom in a small suburban newspaper. | find his words offensive." The burden of her mixed-up piece was that White Swan and LaPee are hard-done-by members of a misunderstood group, and that only enemies of the people like Bill Vander Zalm, Premier Grant Devine of Saskatchewan and myself could be so rotten as to bash them. The headline over her silly col- umn was pure Wimp: “Two brave men secking justice,’ it read. Well, didn't I tell * you the moment these characters came out of the closet that the media would support them? | am clairvoyant in such matters. Ms. Quickly found my words offensive. But I will lose no sleep over that, for what pait.s me is that this former carrot-counter should display such crashing. ignorance that Robinson says he would like to do. Alas, it is much more than that. It is an unsanitary insanity, a health menace, and an assaull on the human bedy, as the Institute for the Scientific Investigation of Sexuality (ISIS) puts it in its pam- phlet What Homosexuals Do. Ht is not possible to go into detail about the filthy practices in which sodomites engage. Bul you can get the drift from such terms as ‘‘frot- ting,’ ‘‘fisting,’’ and fellating. Of more concern are the consequences of such practices. We all know about AIDS, which is a sodomite affliction, mainly. But that’s not the only Botch in the pan of sexual perversion. About half of all male syphilis is carried by ‘gays’ as a rectal infec- tion, states ISIS, and a study of a large group conducted over six months showed that seven per cent got hepatitis ‘B’ during that period and 10 per cent hepatitis ‘A’. We all know, too, that pro- miscuity is dangerous for everyone, heterosexuals and homosexuals alike. With homosexuals, however, th+ danger is greater because, as a group, they are massively promiscuous, A study by a homosexual in the American Psychological Associa- tion showed just how bad it is. Up to 1984, at least, nol even the AIDS scare had had much effect. In a group of 824, fear of AIDS had reduced their average annual number of sexual partners from 70 to 50! But still we are given all that sodomite bilge about ‘safe sex."” The propaganda put ferth by the Robinsons and LaPierres is understandable. They have an axe to grind. What is incomprehensible is that our politicians should be so stupid as to fall for such nonsense. “Gay rights,’' indeed! What about our rights? Are we to put up with such absurdities as the “Gay Olympics‘' in Vancouver? Do we want our children and grandchil- dren exposed to the fiction that sodomy is normal? Do we want sodomites openly strutting their stuff in the schools and public life? I say they should be discriminated against. But Ms, Quickly thinks White Swan has a point when he says the age of con- sent for homosexuals should be reduced to 14, (‘Men loving boys loving men’’ was the title of an ar- ticle in a sodomite publication in Toronto a few years ago.) To quote ISIS again, homosex- uality has become ‘‘an octopus of infection stretching across the world.’’ But fools still accept it blandly. And blindly. They know not what they do. Perhaps Mistress Quickly would like to quote me again. © Soil Testing! 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