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_ THIS. HOUSE 1S AN ARIES... (MAR. 21toAPR.19)
An-Aries House: is often bought by ‘Cancer people. People under the sign of Cancer: are ‘sym-
pathetic and. understanding of ‘others problems. Cancer people aré usually suckers ..- Here's a

_ Chante for Cancer people to redeem themselves. Buy this one from the Sussex Hall of Fame. The:

“ above rotten. photograph does absolutely nothing “for this house. This home isa gem, .
Bring along a fork ... you can eat off the: floors it's so clean.
‘ Lis perched ona 66 foot fot-and will have a super view when the trees across the. street are
thinned out to‘aliow, for more new houses: It is.1290 on the main and slightly less down.with one
of the nicest fireplaces you've ever seen. If you like an-area of, new. homes.on a ‘quigs: street.a
‘ block from the beach, you will love this home::P.S. the lady who owns this home is a‘Leo —- and
she wns a Monstrous Great Dane; sodon’t mess with the Price. New M S.:$85,

THIS HOME 1s LIBRA (SEPT. 23 to OCT. 2)

Libras are artistic types and have difficulty dealing with reality. That’s why this home is overpriced.
It will appeal to Aquarius people. Aquarius people are inclined to be progressive ... On the other
hand they are inclined to be careless and some peopte think they are stupid. Einsteins father
thought he was dumb. This house fooks like an old fashioned lodge. It has monstrous beams
made of real wood, not simulated plastic. it has a huge'stone fireplace, and the bedrooms are up
in a loft and down on the main and tucked in the lower levels. This home is in Ambleside and
there’s no way i will give you the address on the phone because | lied about it being overpriced. It
is probably underpriced, but | don’t want to tell the owner. If | advertise this home again it fs
because I am surrounded by Scorpios .. . Scorpio people don't read ads.

NOW you LUCKY DEVILS A HOUSE FOR THE TYPICAL virco (AUG. 23 to SEPT. 23)

Virgo people arp logical and hate disorder, This nit picking is sickening. Virgos are cold and

unemotional and often fall asleep kisaing. Vitgo people make good astrologens, Astrol

study heavenly bodies, and this home Is handy for people with heavenly bodies to fill 6 bedrooms ;
and people who don't like work cause this new home is remodelled, and people who like parties

cause its got a rec room and bar, and people who have binoculars cause there’s some nice

scenery out there ... It's owned by a Pisces and Pisces are easy to catch if you use a green lure

with 74,000 pretty pictures.

- Central Lonsdale .
Open Sun. 2-4, well maintained O/T on 50x146" lot, 3, ‘barm with 14xt 3 mstr bdrm, 21 x9" ;
_ family kit, full bsmnt. Asking $64,900, try your 0 offer: DouG BLACK 988-6239 7

PCSSIBLE COMMERCIAL
over. 21,000 sq.ft. ‘super location providing

. tremendous: traffic exposure from all four cor-
ners. DOUG BLACK.

: NEEDS THIS &.THAT

“Bom in 1931, well built, 2 bdrms on main floor,
room for 2 more bdrms up, full bsmt, carport, 50” -
o209. fot. F. P. 61,500. Call JIM BLACK + 988-

FOR THE LARG! AM
A home with 9 bdrms in all, over ‘900 sq. ft.
+full-bsmnt, ea.a. in:kit, din mm L.R. separated
by: leaded glass doors, 13x13 master bdrm, 3
bthrms, 2 fireplaces, sauna & much more.
Assume existing mtge-of $55,000 at 10% % int.
$85,500. DOUG BLACK 988-6239

WANT YOUR OWN OFFICE

Why not convert this home, it’s a 4 bdrm no bemt
on 50°x108' lot on very busy street, designated
retall commercial, it's possible? 65, 000 & open
to offers. DOUG BLACK 988-6239.

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BE SUITE To YOURSELF
2 bdrm corner suite, southern exposure, partial
view, on E. 21st, % bik from Lonsdale, only one
drawback, it doesn't have an elevator but
exercise never hurt anyone. $39,500. DOUG
BLACK, 986-6239, me

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NO SENSE LIKE HORSE SENSE
Enjoy this twnhse complex’s pool & sauria after
the riding trials at the equestrian centre, which
you can also view from your sunken L.R. or after
hiking on nearby nature trails, or after a few
rounds of tennis only minutes away, then relax in
your 1900 sqft. twnhse, 3 bdr, professionalty
finished, beautifulty decored, 2 wood burning
F.P.'s & much more. A pleasure to show & even
more of a pleasure to own. $76,500. DOUG
BLACK, 988-6239.

$Me

A HOME FOR $45,000

t know what you re thinking, but it's not true,
850 8q.ft., unfinished bsmt, 14x10’ master bdr,
the other is 13x10, 18x11" liv mm, 18x11 kit,
remodelled, rewired. Don’t delay, phone today.
DOUG BLACK, 988-6239.

.OR ;
How about a 2 bdr part bsmt on 60’ lot, O/T 2

And the final thrill ... Open this Sunday, I'm going to be available to anybody who wants a Market
Evaluation on ther home because as of now I'm virtually sold ‘out and when I return trom Aloha
Land suntanned and windblown, | shall have unlimited energy flowing. As you probably notice you
hardly ever see a home advertised for more than a month and that's cause if you list with Pierre
you can consider it sold. Remember t specialize in the unusual because that's what | am.

98414-9711

poe. Asking 64,000. DOUG BLACK 988-

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