26 - Wednesday, January 23, 1991 - North Shore News books Fis Publishers cash in on new age tide call home is a being totally unconcerned with past Gaithome's IN this glittering galaxy we expansively lives, astral projection, getting in touch with itself or breast augmentation. It could be anywhere. Well, almost anywhere... Welcome to Earth, a charming little chunk of Milky Way real estate with the “‘lived in” look, a planet conveniently situated 149.6 x 106 kilometres from the nearest star — but far too close to Shirley MacLaine. Ignoring the implicit paradox, the inhabitants of this 4,400 mil- lion-year world are enjoying what they term the ‘‘New Age.”’ Clues as to why this apparently irrational appellation was employed may be found in its current publishing lists. But then again... Humans evidence a love-hate relationship with inanimate objects if Dancing With Your Books (Plume/Penguin; $11.95) and Fighting Food (Penguin; $10.95) are indicative of behavioral pat- terns. Despite its bellicose title (inspir- ANd excitin in Vancou ‘OF fu her information, calt Marilyn’s Offi ing images of hand-to-mouth combat with broccoli and similarly savage veggies) the latter is allegedly concerning with eating disorders while the former pur- ports to be a guide to “‘the Zen way of studying” and other hither- to-unsuspected Terpsichorean delights. Oxymorons abound in the nouvelle epoque with such books as Practical Palmistry (Rider/ Century; SN/A) and The Fireside Treasury of Light — An An- thology of The Best In New Age Literature (Simon & Shuster/Musson; $15.50). One of the more intriguing titles though has to be Simon and Here’s how you can ACCORDING TO recent literary surveys by news organizations and Statistics Canada, one of every four Canadians is func- tionally illiterate. Given the magnitude of this national disgrace it boggles the mind to discover that the fed- eral government has slapped the seven per cent goods and services tax (GST) on books. Here’s where you, the fortunate 75 per cent who can read and write, come in. Send me your poems express- ing your views on the GST. Send as many entries as you like, of any length. The best will be printed in this column at a tater date and the winners awarded some great book prizes. First and second place win- ners will each receive a copy of Spillsbury’s Album, a coffee RILYN TAYLOR Orisa North Ces three Vancouver and October - Th, , e April - The Tj Her newest produ 90s, The Groton. Women in the oices ee@ting an a marketi Mers will @ ketin Robson § Squa Vancouver WOMEN 2 9 tO this hi XPerience qn informa, re Conference Centre THE Pp, C® at (604) 684.4646, 40 RODUCTION LINE Shuster’s Would The Buddha Wear A Walkman? ($22.95), “the first consumer guide to the latest devices and techniques for mental workouts — to enhance brain-power, creativity and con- sciousness.” But, if your brainpower exceed- ed that of a Venusian sea urchin, if you were in any way creative — or conscious for that matter — would you even consider buying it? (Send book review a self-addressed envelope and $22.95 for my response.) How To Get Pregnant With The New Technology (Warner/ Random: $26) is only one of an orgiastic cornucopia of pro- vocative new titles guaranteed to arrest earthlings’ libidos in mid- spasm in Terran bookstores. Visions of exceptionally personal interfacing techniques with a See Rear page 28 win with the GST table format book packed with the photographs and reminis- cences of bestselling B.C. author, jim Spillsbury, couri- esy of Harbour Publishing. Third and fourth place win- ners will each receive a selec- tion of new paperback books. Qver 1.1 million British Col- umbians now have access to this column through 29 com- munity newspapers so there shouldn’t be any lack of rude and witty entries. This is your chance to let all of your fellow readers know just how you feel about the sot. Entries must be received ‘no later than April 1 and should be addressed to: Mike Steele/BOOKS WEST 304 - 145 E. 4th St. North Vancouver, B.C. V7L 1H7 SHERRY COL Southern Shades ed, Upon meeting readily for nience of with the o1 name, s of West Vancouy: Offering ce, Sher, m the conv Provide her Clients Prices; Servicing both prime quality proaeeging herseit Produc s!. yet superlative “er has contributed her ; 2 staff of dian troops ong out \ i lancouvet Real t wy rete eeaton ot satisti received. Andee {nal theif ape ise that e ye recognise & id be sen ch shou ser lea ye will be ples ched at their office. ROYAL dale Ave., Nort Estate Board Medallion Ch ied clients an 4 io con the information in fo assist YOU will : 4224 Lonsdale ave. uthern Shades lta.” $5 ty receiving s id Award an ; ‘ ub, and more inPreferrals id ine recommendation a eads are unid' 4 and star ke On LePAGE n Vancouver ERK!