Media thick with oddness ANYONE WHO doubts that this country has degenerated into a terminally sick society need only read the news. In the People’s Repubtic of On- tario, pansies have won the right to claim marital pension benefits. The fervently pro-pansy Toronto Globe & Mai! thought this was wonderful and wrote an editorial saying that the traditional family was always a lot of bosh anyway. How did this atrocity come about? Through a human rights commission hearing a complaint from two shirt-lifters. That’s how things are done these days. ., Expect the same thing in B.C. Nothing is too mad for Mike Harcourt and his many wet-lipped “accomplices. As I’ve told you be- ‘fore, the NDP is the preferred party of the pansies. Aiso, our local socialists are even more passionately dedicated than most Canadian politicians to ‘discrimination against white males — in the interests of ‘‘gender equality’’ and grabbing for the “immigrant vote. . Any young man who doesn’t ‘believe that should try getting a ‘job with a Crown corporation. Another whizz-bang: employees of Ontario Hydro can now walk -Off the job and be paid for doing - nothing. All they have to do is to ‘claim they have been “‘harassed.”” “He looked at me funny. My : ‘psyche’ 's hurt. My feet itch, too.”’ If it takes six months to settle the case, no matter. And the whiners will get the dough even if it turns out that they have not been harassed. Where do men stand in this? “She looked at me funny’’ sounds - gteat. So what is good for the ~ ‘goose should be good for the gander. Look for the same nonsense to ‘apply here. Courtesy of Bob . Williams’ socialist old-boy net- _- work, former Dave Barrett minion ". . Marc Eliesen is sow running B.C. “ Hydro. ;. Until recently, Eliesen was run- Doug Collins ON THE OTHER HAND ning Ontario Hydro and it was in his think-box, obviously, that the ‘“tharassment’’ trick was born. Here in B.C., too, the socialists have removed the words ‘‘op- posite sex’’ frem the human rights code, So there are now no op- posite sexes. God must have made a mistake. Don’t be surprised. The NDP is saturated with asininity. British Columbians were not aware of that when they voted Mikey into power because the media didn't exactly play it up. Instead, they concentrated on the crimes of Bill Vander Zalm that turned out not to be crimes at all. Furthermore, the media are themselves thick with oddness, and hop with happiness at the drop of an idiot's hat. The Ontario pansy case is quite piquant, by the way. The lawyer who represented the complaining sodomite was the latter's live-in. “This is my wife, and he wants a pension,” hooted a chap I know when he read the news. Then there’s Harcourt's bid to introduce affirmative action at the senatorial level. If he has his way, the political animals will now go into the ark three by three. The peasants do not seem to be pleased. Is it too much to hope that they will put Mikey into his place come the October referen- dum? Probably. It wouldn’t surprise me if the NDF also initiated ‘equa! oppor- tunities” for the cross-eyed, the bug-eyed, and for anyone who kas ingrowing toenails. Just ask David Schreck, the North Shore’s socialist MLA, the only politician I know who has ever appeared in a newspaper ad cuddling a pussycat. Whiie the pensions for pansies saga was unfolding, another bit of sick news took my eye. In 1982, Haig Gharakhanian, an Armeniar, shot a Turkish dip- lomat in Ottawa. The dipiomat became a paraplegic. But that didn’t prevent the would-be assassin from being accepted here as a refugee. He got out of jail in 1988 and in any sane society would bave been taken by the scruff of the neck and booted out. . But he worked the classic dodge and the refugec board said he had been a g00d boy since getting out of jail. Hadn’t shot any one else, you know. And how about this for insani- ty? He had set up a business with grants obtained from your ever lovin’ federal government. Is there any hope for this coun- try? I don’t think so. Soon we shall have a Minister for Sodomy and AIDS, the ier- rorist from Armenia will be sent to the Senate (there to join Anne Cools, the black fem who helped to burn down Sir George Williams University) and in the name of improving their attitudes, all hetero males will be forced to watch CBC TV and read the Globe & Mail and the Morning Wimp. Have I ever lied to you? West Van seniors’ health fair planned THE. WEST Vancouver *: Seniors’ Activity Centre has “geceived $1,500 from the Seniors’ Health Network to ‘fund:.a Seniors Keeping ‘Young (SKY) Health Fair - on Saturday, Sept. 19. -“This funding will help us promote healthy aging in West “: Vancouver,’’ said health fair chairman. Beatrice Gray. ‘The health fair is designed to make Seniors. more - aware of existing, “