film This Heart Condition Heart Candition * (Alliance Releasing) Rated 14 years (at the Granville, Park & Tilford, Scott and Clearbrook cinemas) oony (Bob Hoskins) is a cop aching to be pro- moted, but it doesn’t look good. He's a racist with a diet based on food groups that are 30 per cent grease or 80 proof, He harasses a black lawyer, Napoleon Stone (Denzel Washington), for “stealing” Crystal (Chloe Webb). a hooker who was his girliriend for four months. His apartment is ap- propriately a pig sty. Hf his personality didn’t keep him from a shiny new gold badge, a massive coronary certainly does the trick. What Moony needs to survive is a new heart, and that's where his arch-nemesis steps in. Stone has conveniently been murdered and Moony wakes up with a black man’s heart beating in his chest. Worse, he’s got the previous owner's ghost showing up to offer health tips and to solve the mystery of his death. Of course, the ghost is only ap- parent to Moony and for some unknown reason can make physi- cal contact with him. Perhaps he’s a spectre with substance. The cast is generally wasted, especially Webb, but Denzel Washington rises above the thin material with an ingratiating per- formance. However, you can see him ina much better film. The Mighty Quinn ***% (CBS/ Fx Home Video) Rated R Denzel Washington stars as Xavier Quinn, a Caribbean police chief out to solve a murder while trying to keep his leaky marriage afloat. Reggae music keeps the story light and the inviting scenery TIM BELL film review is a video postcard. The real magic is in the Jead per- formance of Robert Townsend as Maubee, an island legend who is both Quinn’s childhood friend and the key suspect. Veteran character actor M. Emmet Walsh makes a welcome appearance as a curious U.S. agent hot on the trail of some missing cash. Somehow this didn’t get much needs help CN DOSULOE DOD HE Wats TUST reieas ed, but now the video oners a real valentine to mystery tans. iran film series: The Vancouver East Cinema is spotlighting seven filais trom Iran that are personal views trom gitted timmakers, From Feb. 16 ta 22, two shows nightly. Separate ad- mission for each show or by senes Pass. NORTH SHORE VIEWS West Van Odeon: War ot the Roses, Always, Tremors Park Royal: Stanley & Ins, Stella, The Little Mermaid. Music Box Park & Tilford: War of the Roses, Ski Patrol, Heart Condition, Always. Look Who's Talking, Back to the Future ft, Bern on the Fourth of July GEORGE WALKER New Classes “TINY TU-TU's for TWO” for 2 year olds & parents “KINDER-DANCE” 3& 4 vear olds BALLET CHARACTER 55 6, 7, & 8 year olds Beginners & intermediate ievels BALLET FOR FUN & FITNESS (AbDUuLTs) Mon. 6:45 p.m., Wed. 8:15 p.m. GEORGE WALKER BALLET SCHOOL 985-4071 29 - Wednesdays, Februury 14. THE NORTH ‘SHORE'S. COMPLETE. - OPTICAL ‘BOUTIQUE. OUR SPECIAL OFFERS PROVIDE GENUINE SAVINGS FOR QUALITY EYEWEAR cory 985-1722. Husqvarna Sweden SPECIAL LIMITED EDITION MODEL 95 — FOR THE OCCASIONAL OR BEGINNING SEWER "| BUY DURING THE HOMESHOW (FEB. 16-25) AND F RECEIVE A $50 SEWING CERTIFICATE WITH THIS AD. ITEM. VALUE TO $20 — , LIMIT ONE PER FAMILY SERGER SPECIAL MODEL 206 THREE THREAD NO DOWNPAYMENT FINANCING AVAILABLE 0.A.C. WESTVIEW CENTRE OM THE UPPER LEVELS. NORTH VAN VON Jxa SEE YOU AT THE B.C PLACE HOME SHOW! OPEN DAILY 930-6PM — SUN NOON-5PRM O° OF CALL NOW 986-1341 ; Sports experts: sports experts ‘: 1990 - North Shore News