4 ~- Sunday, November 17, 1985 - North Shore News BELIEVE IT or not, D Bob Hunter © strictly personal ¢ oug Collins and I agree about many things: the perfidy of governments, the need to defend the West against the totalitarian hordes, the insidiousness of the metric system, the impudence of bureaucrats, the fallibility of the medi We do NOT agree on the subject of Bannerman of the Ding-Dong and the ‘“‘Indians,’’ except for one detail. The detail is the power of the CRTC to control the licensing of broadcasters, thereby making a farce of the ‘‘free’’ air waves. 1 happen to think racism sucks (it is the lowest of low trips), but I also hap- pen to think that broadcast czars are, by nature, czars. The airwaves, if you ask me, should be open—like ‘print, ‘like video, like fil im—to every voice, every vice, every mystery, every fraud artist and saint alike. It is the price of freedom. Accordingly, I would fight to the death to defend Doug's right to say -whatever he says, and for ‘that matter Bannerman of the Ding -Dong’s right. Let’s have: a debate. - about this. - I cannot buy the routine that it is the fault of the current generation of ‘‘In- dians” in Canada that they are caught in the awful sit- uation they are in, I hate to bother you with the facts, but as anybody who has ever visited a reserve can tell you, it is, at the very. best, a comfortable con- “centration camp. Environmental factors ‘cannot help but affect “people's. lives. Like, if you’re born on an ‘‘Indian “reserve’’ in Canada, that is -going te AFFECT your ca- i reer path, believe it! If one of the en- vironmental factors turns out to be the heavy hand of oppréssive. state bureaucracy—a literal ‘‘Big 1a. Brother’? intervention in your life, from birth to grave—then, face it, your chances of ‘'making it'’ in mainstream Canadian society are kneecapped from the beginning, whether anybody calls you “brother’’ or ‘‘sister’’ or not. Is it the “Indians’’ fault? Is jit my fault? Your fault? Dad's fault? Grandpa's fault? Who the hell's fault is it? Does it matter? It turns out, it does. As ever. In fact, it is the cen- tral pretense of the Cana- dian ‘‘state-nation,’’ in Richard Gwyn’s phrase, that we are somehow a racial and religious haven (exactly as Louis Riel wanted). Much of that self-image turns on how we deal with indigenous peo- ple, keeping in mind that, with the notable exception- of Europeans, nearly EVERYBODY on Earth -is “indigenous.” It seems to me that a ‘fatal flaw in the don’t- blame-me-for-the-Ind. ians’-plight-it’s-their-own-: fault argument is that there is a totally unfair quid pro quo. Ironically, it is mainly immigrants—from the British Isles and Europe—who come up with the case that says don’t-blame-me-things- . were-this-way-when-I- got-here. In other words, the cur- rent crop of Indians is to blame for their own plight, but the current crop of whites AREN'T because it was Grandpa's fault— HE’s the guy who ripped off the Indians. Me, I’m just trying to get by in the crazy, cruel modern world! If there are problems on the reserves, it is proof of the weaknesses and inher- ent paganism of the In- dians today, goes the Ban- nerman of the Ding-Dong argument. THEY are to blame for their own suf- fering! Not me! Not Ban- nerman! Not Doug! We're clean. Hey! Fair enough that the CRTC shouldn't have control over a micro-se- cond of air time in the True North Slightly Free! 1 agree compictely! What I am attacking is the thrust of Bannerman’s on-air argument that mod- ern Canadian ‘‘Indians’’ as an entire race are a bad lot. Basically, he says, they are slobs. I happen to have met and known some ‘‘In- dians’’—a total misnomer, may | remind you—who were more aware and sen- sitive and intelligent than some white people (or yellow. people or black people or, green people) 1-1-4 have. known. TV have also met many ‘Indians’? who weren't. It may come as a shock to Bannerman of the Ding-Dong, but there are Native North Americans among us who have penetrated most profes- sions in Canada, who live in suburbia, who are exec- . utives, and who keep a low profile about their ‘‘In- dian’’ background, because they don’t especially believe in it as a superbig deal, any more than | believe in my ‘‘French”’ or “Scottish” racial identities as having very much, if anything, to do with me. Oh, sure, something. But let’s just get on with it.... . Bannerman, that junk about ‘‘Indians’’ . being this-or-that or the other was low class. That’s all. 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