ee mw Bata ce 4 - Sunday, Apri} 14, 1985 - Nortl Shore News urky ethics ‘ear the end of the last federal election cam- N paign, The Globe & Mail ran a front-page shot of John Turner grimacing as he gave a speech in front of a coat of arms emblazoned with two huge upright forks. It looked like Turner had horns sticking out of his head, like some kind of devil. ., At that point I almost ‘decided to vote for the poor, er, devil. At the same time, as a member of the Fourth Estate since the late 50s, I cringed, y’know?. Yellow journalism? Whew! _ Canadian newspapers are supposed to be better than they used to be, incidentally. They don’t publish. editions with screaming headlines like SOCRED .SEX SCANDAL HINTED! Except in Quebec, crirae, sports and bleeding heart tales of fost one-legged puppies aren’t the main news events of the day any longer. ' To get a job as a reporter on most papers nowadays you have to have something called a journalism degree. ‘To get this \you have tc learn not on- ly suich esoteric literary devices as the five Ws,. the inverted pyramid, and the snappy lead, you also have to ponder a sub- / / ““DOIT . _YOURSELF” "MANUFACTURED BY _., DYWIDAG © IMITED: 4 ject called ethics.”” Whatever those are. It’s like every other “‘ethic,’’ the more closely you look at it, the murkier the picture. gets. . It’s true. Back when | started as a reporter, we had a certain sense of humility. That is, you were supposed to ‘Journalistic . be objective: Editors knec- capped your prose with blue pencils if you let any “editorial content’ slip into your stories. - Nowadays, by a mysterious process of osmosis which had something to do, I suspect, with the media mystique created by McLuhan, reporters basically think they’re gods. 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