A7 - Sunday, December 9, 1984 - North Shore News
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Bonaparte tried and failed!

OPEN LETTER TO
PIERRE TRUDEAU
Hey, Pierre, | hope you
were watching TV the other
morning! It was a helluva
show! On a scale of ! to 10
i'd have to give ita 9!
In case you didn't catch ut,
some guy made up to look

like you said he could have lomg ume! My only criticism

won the last election! Then was that they overdid the
he threatened to make a com- make-up which tended to
eback if people didn’t quit make him look older than
blaming him for the collapse you. However, he had the
ot the Liberal party! | mean, nasal whine in your voice
REALLY!! down toa ‘'T’’!

Funny? It had to be the
best comedy act I've seen ina

His control was beautiful!
Didn't break up once! Me? J

Community Plan next goal

Dear Editor:

! wish to express my ap-
preciation to the residents of
the District of North Van-
couver who supported my
re-election as an alderman
It is an honor to serve the
community in this way and |
certainly hope | meet the ex.-
pectation of this trust

| have enjoyed working
with the

previous council
and anticipate) continued
progress under the capable

Found vote
‘gratifying’

Dear Editor:

We would lke to thank
the people of the District of
North Vancouver for their
continued support for us as
school trusiees It was a very
gratifving vote and we look
forward to serving the stu-
dents of School District #44
for the next two years

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North Vancouver

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direcuon of Mayor Baker. |
look forward to increasing
contact with all segments of
the community as we
develop our neighborhood
plans into a comprehensive

nions have been most helpful
to me, and |! hope you will
continue to contact me. It 15
my responsiobility to bring
your issues and = concerns
forward to council and the

Community Plan. Public community.
meetings and hearings are a Thank you for this oppor.
vital part of our process and — tunity.

linvite your participation.
During my first term | was
amazed at the numbef of
phone calls which | received.
The publhe interest and opi-

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North Van District

Many backed CARE

Dear Editor

1} would like to thank all
who supported me during my
recent campaign for School
Trustee. Even though there
have been accusauons that
CARE Was strictly teacher-

lawyers, secretaries, etc., ec ,
who were concerned enough
about the education of our
children to devote their time,
energy and financial support

Whatever the outcome of
the recount, I will continue to

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was rolling on the floor! My
wife, bless her heart, came in
during his act and figured it
was for real. She ran to the
bathroom and threw up.

After | got her calmed
down 1 pointed out that
another guy had the same
tdea 170 years ago. Chap
name of Bonaparte. He got
exiled too, not to a posh law
firm in Montral but to a place
called Elba — a nice hitle
island in the Tyrrhenian Sea
just off the Italian coast. He
really had it made. Unfor-
tunately, he got a touch of
the smarts, thought he could
make a comeback — and
escaped.

As | explained to the wife,
the ‘‘second coming’’ lasted
just one hundred days.
Within three short months he
became the first guy in
history "10 meet his
Waterloo’’ as they say! After
that it was all downhill for
old Boneface! Forced into
retirement a second time, he
was sent to St. Helena in the
indian ocean, (Elba must
have been booked for the
season!) It was on St. Helena
that his luck which had never
been too rosy at the best of
trmes, became the absolute
pus! Rumour has i his
friends fed him arsenic till he
died!

1 know all this isn't news to
you Pierre. | only mention it
because this guy was just too
much! If he ever comes your
way, make sure you catch his

SHEEPSKIN

act, It°ll kill you!
Kenneth C.Garner
Vancouver

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