7

# THE degree of dotti-

By ness rises daily. The

mad, not the meek,
a Shall inherit the
earth:

Canada leads in the rush

to the ridiculous but we have
A competitors,

The Brits are handing
over their Sovereignty to
Europe. So it’s Deutschland
Uber Alles after all.

-Churchiil must be tired of
f (urning in his grave.
.. Here in the True North we
are so dippy we are paying
people to sue us.

“Government paid Indians
to sue it,” was the newspaper
headline.

The feds have given $14
million to the Indians to
‘cover their legal fees in court
cases, many of which are
lawsuits against the feds.

» “What a ship of fools we
-are, How else could Shrill
Sheila Copps have been re-
, elected and immediately put
“into the wrong kind of cabi-

ta net?”

‘Why wasn’t she put into a

# dark cupboard until she

promised to be a good girl?
_ The courts and their min-
- ions are just as daft as every-
one else.
«:" Remember Denis Lortie?

A response’ to “The Aids.

Circus: is.in Town” Guly 7

I'believe in freedom of:
Collins.

‘ Doug |
"in freedom of
speec cn * Doug writes nasty
things about many. people..f
don’t agree with Doug but 1
“tolerate what he has to say.
Doug, writes nasty things
‘about friends of mine. |
. phone my friends to make
” them. feel better.
‘Some: friends of. mine

d and Doug is still writ--

ing. nasty things about them.
Now who do I phone? ©
: ‘phone the, people who
Doug to write those
sty “things. J cancel my
paper...” ~
i Wow.1 don’ thave to read
what Doug has to say.
‘ The ‘other day my wife

naticed’ Doug’s picture on

the buck‘of a bus. it seems:

that since Doug has nasty
things to say he is very mar-
ketable. That really scared

ru bet other people don't
ike .what Doug hus to say.
Maybe they’re scared too.

Don Macdonald
West Vancouver -

Dou
Collins

on the
other hand

He’s the warrior who killed

three people and wounded 13
others when he marched into
the Quebec legislature spray-

_ ing lead around.

He was already having a
nice time in a half-way
house. But that inconve-
nience has been removed.

He has now been given
full parole. Yet there is no
outcry. Not to worry, though.
He will be watched for the
rest of his life. Or so they
say.

My guess is that someone
will probably pul up a statue
to him or make him a sena-
tor. Louis Riel the Metis
“warrior” has a statue. He
too was a nut case. Anne |
Cools, an immigrant from the
Caribbean, was made a sena-
tor after helping to bum
down George Williams

Right on Al

Dear Editor:
1 wanted to write and com-
mend you for your article on

‘July 7 “AIDS circus is in

town.”
_ Right on, :

University in Montreal.

Here’s another headline
that caught my fancy.

“Bloc helps Olson seek

arole.”

That's Clifford Olson, the
mass killer who is in jail
studying for a law degree.
And bitching to his guards.
(Sorry, that should read “cor-
rection officers.”)

When 25 years in the
clink was substituted for the
death penalty hardly anyone
paid any attention to the bit
that said parole could be
applied for after 15 years.
Come Aug. 12, Olson can
apply.

The Bloc MPs claim, nat-
urally, that they don't support
people like Clifford Olson.”
Of course not.

David Barlow got out on
parole. All he did was to
murder a police officer in
Florida, kill a store owner in
Fredericton, and escape twice
from custody. But the shrinks
said he was now a decent
chap. Whereupon he commit-
ted armed robbery and shot
at an RCMP officer in
Burnaby.

Then there is the poor
dear lady in Alberta who
filled hubby full of holes.
Bullet holes. She got off
because she was in a “disso-
ciated state,” The verdict was

DS

You are saying boldly
what so many people are
thinking. Keep up the good
work, :

G. Olson
Vancouver

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