A8& - Sunday. December 16. 1984 - North Shore News

Time to punch back, | GivE BLoop.

all you male mice!

ISTEN MEN. If

the atrocities

that

you don’t rise up against
are berg committed

against you in the name of human rights,

you deserve to

become

eunuchs and her-

maphrodites, pansies and transvestites.

Hardly a day voes by now
with out broad
Plaaming she’s been sexually
harassed’) in the workplace

SOIT COMET}

NX euy with eves isn't safe anys
more, andl things vo ond like
this, men wall gust have to
the world over to the
wantin and take up knitting

The latest case to hit the
headlines has me shaking the

fun

old head Gale Langevin,
deseribed as young and
Naive even though she’s 30

years of age and has a kid.
went howling to the B ¢
Human Rights Council that
she’s been a victim of male
eves and hands She then
walked away with an award
ot $2,000

That means there's money
to be made tf a woman can
persudde a human oo rights
“yudge™ (who may be a pat
son, as oan this case) that 4

boss of fellow worker is a

lecher We can therefore ex
pect Usexual harassment’) to
become oan ever rolling
SIream

Is this why we pot rid ot

the human rights fanatics
who had been putin place py
the NDP? Es this why we

voted Socral Credit?

B mailbox &

get this
Straight

-

Doug Collins

A couple of weeks ago. the
council threw out a similat
complaint koawls of despa
were then heard in the land
from oan army oat
witoh hunters So
may have thought tt was time
to throw them a bone

Thatoisnb se good it

female

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Vou
happen to be the bone. as Bill
Nobleth was an
Betny the
you

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Gordon
lovely

Paiweather's
Canadian Human
Rights Commission set up a
tribunal that acted as judge
and prosecutor, and McBain
was tined $1,500. McBain,
however, told the tribunal to
go to hell and has lodged an
appeal through the courts
Niblett should do the same
thing. at he can attord at
When they caved in to the
demands of Harpeyland and
set up outlandish human
rights rules. it never occurred
to our brilliant legislators
that men are actually dit
ferent from women, and that
our leering and touching are
part of what keeps the race
going. Nor did at oceur to
them that the more they force
men and women to work
together by means of atti
mative action and other
loony devices, the more sinn
ing there ll be
It's about time
mice punched back
nett ta throw
damned human
out the window Or cise It
we're tO have NIP ways,
whys not have the NDP?
He leered at met?
In the atmy ot the
century there used ta
something called
solenee, "

we male
Tell Ben
the whole
mphes mess

19th

be
“dumb oon
Which meant vou
could catoh hell for looking
at the corporal the
was

Who would cver have
thought i would be revived!

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Last Week: Benjamine, awaiting with concern, the pending arrival of tne angry Scare Bears, Nears a
sound behind nim and whirts around — what does he see?

ell, we'll get to that later. In the meanwhile, In
W downtown kidsville, a rather attentive young lawyer
doll.

Is examining closely a rather strange and wonderful

“Now why would anyone send me a doll special detivery” he

says “There was no packaging, no note, no identifying labels,

just this rather pathetic looking creature sitting on his desk

with a delivery receipt. Not only that but no one had even
charged him for delivery.

Turning the doll around Boris marveled at the
detall. There were tiny little fingernalis, small

| perfect fingers, even a scratch that looked so

| real that one belleved that it was not on the sur-
face but actually part of the surface. And the sur-
face itself or skin wasn't like ordinary plastic or
rubber. it looked and feit almost like real skin.
“My Goodness” he said aloud and dropped the
doll back on his desk. A cold chill ran up Borls’s
spine as he realized that the doll even had
freckles. Just how real are dolls these days he

~ wondered and turned to consult his trusty com.
puter, “Lucky | got this from Whizz Kids” he sald.
and with that he went about the task of seeking
information that would solve the mysterious
composition of this doll.

A Doll Is a doll Is a doll and you can quote me on
that he mumbled. Still he now looked on the doll
with care and concern rather than curlosity.

Boris would need to do a great deal of research
In order to fully understand this situation

More next week

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