28 — Sunday, June 21, 1998 ~— North Shore News

Good stuff (if Viagra’s up to the task)

ACCORDING to a dactor’s
experience ceported — in
Biological Therapies in
Psychiatry, a  35-vear-old
female patient receiving a tra-
ditional anti-depressant was
switched to bupropion, sup-
posedly just as effective but
without the traditional drug's
side effect. of inhibiting
orgasm.

“Within one week, her
ability to achieve orgasm and
her enjoyment of sex had
returned to normal,” the doc-
tor wrote. “After six weeks,
however, she experienced
(spuntancously, without phys-
ical stimulation) a three-hour
orgasm while shopping.”

Indictments were returned
against New York City
inmates Hector Muniz, Carlos
Martinez and Troy Jennings
for their alleged get-rich
scheme at Rikers Island
prison.

Authorities said Muniz,
who had a day job on the out-
side, smuggled a gun inside so
that, at, Jennings’ direction,
Martinez could — shoot
Jennings i in the leg, which he

did.

’ The plan was that Jegnings
would sue the city for “1
lions” for negligence in dic

"NEWS OF THE
WEIRD

ing the gun inside and insist
on the release of all three men
as a condition of sctrlement.

Guilderland, New York —
A critic of newly elected Towr,
Supervisor Jerry Yerbury
broke into his office and left a
stack of color photographs of
excrement.
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The U.S. Department of
Energy recently announced,
after reviewing project records
from the 1950s, that some
inspectors at a uranium pro-
cessing plant near Cincinnati
used the somewhat-unscien-

-_ tific method of measuring the

tbstance’s metallic strength

NEWS photo Paul McGrath

Tutus three

KAROLINA Kanios, Emily Weekes and Meghan

Weinstein, left to right,

rehearse for the Elen

Alexandrov Gurquiev Schoo! of Ballet and Jazz annu-

al concert June 27,

12:30 and 6:30 p.m. at

* Presentation House. Tickets, $10 and $5: 984-6408.

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by sprinkling seme on their
tongues To see if it tasted
right.

The inspectors feared that
if they did not submit high-
enough-grade samples, the
government would regard
their uranium as useless and
shut down the plane.

The New York Times
revealed that the town of
Aspen, apparentiv desperate
for peuple other than million-
aires to live there, offers pub-
lic housing, assistance even to
those whose income is as
much as $115,000 a year.

According toa Chronicle of
Higher Education roundup
last month, students in at least

six colleges in recent months
have engaged in violent
protests “not seen since the
Vietnam war.”

The protests involve
attacks on local police over
their “right” to drink in viola-
non of local laws, including
drinking even though under-
age. In all, more than 3,000
students participated — at

Michigan State, Washington

State,
Connecticut,
Tennessee at Martin, Ohio
University and Plymouth
Strate.

University of

Giendale, Colorado —
Last year, the six-member city
council passed tough restric
tions on strip clubs that so
angered many citizens thar
they joined strip-club owner
Debbie Matthews in forming

University of

the Glendale Tea Party, whose
candidates in the April council
election won all three contest-
ed seats, giving the party a
chance now to repeal or weak-
en the ordinance.

Said Matthews, “I don’t
think (the old council) real-
ized {how many) people like
the club.”

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Milwaukee, Wisconsin) —
House painter David Maas,
31, was arrested and charged
with the theft of 1] statues
and figurines from several
churches and is suspected of
taking 18 others.

According to police, he
said he wanted to furnish a
new version of Noah's Ark
that he planned to construct;
the Ark would house the
newly = saved ~~ Christians
berween now and - March

1999, when, according to

Maas, cither communists will 7
destroy all Catholic churches

or a giant asteroid will wipe
out much of Earth.
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News of the Weird has
reported several times on
charitable bingo games in

which a recently fed cow is ler

loose in a pasture marked into
squares, with the winning §
square being the one ento
which the cow first relieves
itself. (The last such story
reported Nova Scotia’s ban-

“ning the game because it was

deemed too easy to rig.) /
In March, the -Bryanston
Primary school in
Johannesburg, South Africa,
raised about $60,000 with
“elephant-patty bingo,”
played the same as with cows”
except with larger squares.

WHEELS WE DRIVE
WINNERS

Capilano Mall and the North Shore News wish to congratulate the,
winners of the “Wheels We Drive” Community Car Show held June 14th.

41ST PLACE WINNER BES7 CLASSIC IMPORT
AUTO & BEST OF SHOW .
- Larry Sharp / 1969 Morgan.

Larry received a $200 gift certificate courtesy of

Capilano Mall and a full day of lapping & race

instruction from Performance Race Driving ae

School and the North Shore News.
READERS’ CHOICE BEST OF SHOW!

14ST PLACE WINNER BEST CLASSIC DOMESTIC AUTO
- Bob LaFluffy - Autoclassic Enterprises / 1958
Chrysler Crown Imperial Bob received a Cellular
Phone Courtesy of Cantel -Capilano Mail.

14ST PLACE WINNER MOST AWESOME 4X4

- Craig Henderson / 1979 Toyota 4x4 truck.
Craig received a Car Kit Package courtesy of
Wai-Mart.

LAST CHANCE TO VIEW THESE CARS TODAY, JUNE 21ST in Capilano Mall.

Special Congratulations to the runners up.

CLASSIC IMPORT AUTO -
2nd: Craig Ainscough / 1970 Datsun 510
3rd: Walter Kupka Jr. / 1956 VW Bug

DOMESTIC CLASSIC -

2nd. Lance O’Shawnessy / 1954 Oldsmobile
3rd: Dick irwin / 1959 Impala Convertible

Honorable Mention: Wilson Lai / 1971 Dodge Demon

MUSCLE CAR -

2nd: Al Sutton / 1972 Olds 442 W-30
3rd: Eric Martin / 1968 Camaro

Honorable Mention: Wilson Lai / 1974 Dodge Demon

1ST PLACE WINNER MOST EXCITING MUSCLE CA :
- GA. McNicholl / 1969 Corvette Coupe. a
George received a Citizens Men's Watch courtesy

of Lugaro Jewellers.

1ST PLACE WINNER VINTAGE CAR
- Robert Shoore / 1940 Chevrolet Special Deluxe
4 9r. Robert received a Weekend Travel Package

courtesy of Sears Travel.

AWESOME 4Xxé -

2nd: Art Clendenan / 4956 Landrover
3rd: Paul Walsh / 1960 Landrover

VINTAGE -

2nd: Tom Scull / 1934 Ford Coupe
3rd: Bob Banks / 1930 Model A SOB Sporte Coupe

The North Snore News congratulates Readers’
Choice entrants winners Gordon Main, Janet

Cooms and M. Wainesley

SPECIAL THANKS TO MALL MAINTENANCE CREW ANGELO, DALE, LINDA AND JOSEPH.

CAPILANO MALL