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THE ASSOCIATED Press reported
in December that University of
Wisconsin dairy geneticist Renny
Funk told Midwest farmers that one
treason their milk production has
fallen behind that of California is
that Midwest farmers have a fond-
ness for keeping better-looking
cows around, even if they produce
less milk. .

‘NEWS OF THE
WEIRD

In September, inmates Willic
James Wright and Albert Mathew
escaped from ths state prison in
Resharon, Texas, but were captured
the next day. They had helped dis-
guise their break by building papi-
er-mache dummy heads, with real
hair, and placing them on the pil-
lows in their bunks. The ruse
worked at the 10 p.m. bed check,
but at 4:45 a.m. a guard realized
that something did not look right. eee :

Ronald Raymond Carr, 37, was
given a suspended sentence in
Norwalk, Calif., in October to the
charge of furnishing drugs to a
minor. He had admitted to giving
his daughter methamphetamines as
often as twice a day when she was
age 11, 12 and $3 so that he would
have company while he did drugs.

The Dallas Morning News
reported in September that a torna-
do near Saginaw, Texas, picked up
James Davis’ four-pound (1.8 kg)
Yorkshire terrier and carried. it over
two miles, setting it down along a
road in view of a passerby. The
dog, Sadie, suffered only minor
injuries.

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2 MING SNOWBALLS

FACT OR FICTION: BoB KEESHAN, ONE

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HIS SONGS “AM THE MOOSE” AND
“MEAN MR. GREENJEANS® WERE ALTERED AND
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Bovine vanity

More sobering stats from the
Jancouver Board of Trade’s recent
“Measures of the Debt and Deficit”
paper:
+ Every new baby born this year
will receive as a birthday gift a
share of the debt amounting to
$17,850:
* The amount of the debt is suffi-
ciently large, that if available in
cash to individual Canadians, it
would allow every man, woman
and child to buy anew Buick:
* At an average price of $280,000,
the debt is so large that it would

- equal the value of a new home for

every family in British Columbia
with money left over for furnish-
ings: :
° The federal deficit is sufficiently
large to allow every family in
Greater Vancouver to employ their
own personal economist (or, if you
choose, wlive-in senator).

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Experts report that one of the
coldest winters of the century is
turning the Great Lakes into a huge
slab of ice, raising fears of spring
floods and shore damage to cottages
and wharves. The U.S. Navy has
measured ice as thick as 84 cm (32
inches) in parts of Lake Superior.

this Friday with Greg Wilson in the auto section.
Greg will give you the goods on the latest
vehicles to hit the showrooms, from high
performance sports cars to family sedans.
Spend a few minutes kicking the tires on

‘ a Chrysler Neon with Greg this Friday.

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