Spike gets im your eyes RAY MITCHELL Il was recently suspended from Grade 12 in Pennsylvania after he reported to his carpentry class with his hair arranged into seven-inch-long spikes. According to the school's direc- tor, Lamar Sayder, the hairstyle is dangerous to Mitchell's classmates: “If a student... saw Mitchell walk into the room, they would say, ‘Oh, my Ged,’ look up from the tools, and possibly hurt themselves.” EE EE OT oP NEWS OF THE WEIRD Through a special purchase from the General Motors auction, 108 units are available for immediate delivery at record low prices. The prices shown below are not for the base models, but are ail fully equipped, ‘95 Chevroiets & Oldsmobiles. A special 7.5% financing rate has been negotiated and all vehicles have the balance of 3 year, 60,000 km warranties, 10 make this the best package money can buy! Ht OLDSMOBILE 4 ACHIEVA Our feature vehicle includes power windows, power locks, cruise control, tilt wheel, 6-way power seat, keyless remote entry system, AM/FM cassette with seek & scan, front bucket seats, 3100 SFI V6, 4-speed electronically con- trolled automatic with overdrive, one Johnny Lee Nichols, 25, was recently arrested in Arkansas and accused of knocking on doors of sev- eral homes around 3 a.m. and asking if anyone was interested in exchang- ing drugs or sex for some dynamite he had in his car. Compiled by is P, MoGretle eee A Russian parliament committee has announced that the country could not yet comply with the world’s ozone-protecting chlorofiuorocarbon (CFC) ban treaty (which took effect in January 1996). Russian scientists proposed an alternative, however: a 10-year, $100 bil- lion program in which a system of 30 to 50 satellites would bombard the atmosphere with lasers in order to stimulate production of ozone and thus compensate for the Russian CFCs.: eee 2 Little Rock, Arkansas — Dontério Beasley, 19, recently called a police “station to say that he was stranded and needed a ride downtown, only to be ‘told by the dispatcher that such a request was against department policy. A few minutes later, Beasley calied back to report a suspicious person Joi- ‘. tering around a phone booth and gave a description of himself, believing that _ ~ police would come, give him a ride downtown for questioning, then release him. He was charged with making a false alarm. A bomb threat that forced a Royal Jordanian Airlines plane to land in "Iceland in November en route to Chicago was discovered to have been made bya Chicago woman who was merely trying to prevent her mother-in-law, a _ passenger on the plane, from visiting her. "And a former USAir flight attendant has been sentenced to eight months ‘in prison for making a bomb threat to force a landing so she could rest her ail- ing kave. VES L CLASSES. Fees: $10/hn, Spring Program Summer Program May/une & July/August March 9 to April 27. Part Time & Full Time TOfEL Prep + Saturday TOEFL and TOEIC Prep - 9:30-12:30 | Business English Acadernic Writing - Saturday. __| Conversation "1:30-4:30 | Grammar & Composition Tues, & Thurs.| Reading Conversation - es .10:00-72:00 improving Your English Accent : Lf) ATER and Sewer Utility Statements for 1996 have now . been mailed. Any property owner who has not received a - Water and Sewer Statement should immediately contact the City of North Vancouver Tax Office at 983-7316. 1996 WATER AND SEWER UTILITY STATEMENTS . DISCOUNT RATES UNTIL MARCH 29 Discount: A'10% discount is allowed to water and sewer rates paid in full before or by 4:30 p.m., March 29, 1996. Penalties: A 5% penalty will be applied to outstanding water/sewer charges alter April 30, 1996 anda further 5% penalty will be added to charges remaining unpaid after July 31, 1996. New Owners should be aware of their responsibility for payment of 1996 water and sewer charges and should ensure that they are | “paid by themselves or the previous owners. Postdated cheques will be accepted. } . ‘S. E, Durford, Director of Finance S best buys available. 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