Copps cops dunce cap mM THANK YOU, Sheila Copps, deputy leader of the Liberal party and fsmous fishwife. We need r-ore statements from ge you. Comparing Preston Manning to David Duke was ia creat stuff. It made my day. You are, of course, nat only a fishwife but a political slut. So Bill Kempling the Tory MP had it half right, at least, when he threw me that four-letter word at you. N There’s more. So much more that I can hardly get this stuff m down fast enough. For it’s amus- A ing that this representative of the m political gutter should have the @ cheek to call anyone else names. She’ll be giving wimmin a bad reputation. Remember how mad she was when Kempling let fly? Twisted features on the box. Practicaily spitting. But it is OK to go around calling other people racists and even suggesting that they may be Nazis. Such are the doudle standards -of our crummy politicians, of whom darling Sheila is one of the crummicst. She needs a thorough spanking and if I were not a gentleman | would go to Ottawa and put her over my knee. Juinping cats! So why do I thank her for hav- ing put her face in hot fat? Because the more that buzz- word ‘‘racism’’ is used against anyone who wants to stem the Third World tide, the more people will tell Sheila and Co. to get lost. It hasn’t dawned on her yet that grass-roots Canade is ready for revolt. And because it may remind people that it was the Liberals who first began turning this coun- try into a multicultural mess and that they are still beavering away at it. It’s a wonder she hasn’t called for those boat people to be admit- ted here that George Bush is try- ing to send back to Haiti. And 7. never mind that many of them probably have AIDS. ,, Not that the Libezals are alone in trying to destroy this country. The Brian Baloney gang is just as bad and the NDP is even worse. Also, it makes me laugh like hell that litte old Preston is now being denounced as an extremist. The mills of the gods griad siow- ly, but they grind... - In 1988 Preston nade noises about my being an ‘‘extremist’’ and he is still going around yelp- ing about what a brave fellow he . was for stopping my nomination as a Reform party candidate. But that’s not the whole truth, as { will explain in a jiffy or two. If Copps weren’t as dumb as Doug Collins ON THE OTHER HAND she is, she would know that far from being a racist, Manning is a wimp who is willing to kiss any ass and grovel on any floor to prove he’s ‘‘respectable.’’ Just like the other politicians. As the 1,100 people who at- tended the famous — or infamous ~~ Reform party nomination meeting in West Vancouver are my witness, } would have been ox with Manning if I had crawl- ed. Nervous about my immigration position and egged on by the ethnics, he asked me to sign a let- ter promising not to rock the boat. In other words, if I were elected — and that looked like happening — I would obey his orders, Not being an ass-kisser myself, I refused and automatically counted myself out. But the meeting nominated me anyway and it was then that he used his veto. In doing so he denied a key point in his platform — consti- tuency control. Which, sure enough, has turned out to be another bit of Reform party fic- tion. But back to Sheila, fishwife par excellence. Why does she worry about Manning? What about Tom Wappel, her own Liberal party immigration critic who a couple of weeks ago was saying that the bogus refugees pouring into this country should be put into camps or deported? Good for him, say I. But in Copps’ terns that’s What about the Tory party convention last August that wanted Gerry Weiner and his House of Multicult abolished? Why didn’t she flap her daft lip about that? Because she sees the Reform party as a bigger threat than the Tories, that's why. Mind you, on the record so far, Manning will sell his pesple down the river. He has backed away from his original immigration stance, which was pretty mild, anyway, and now sees the kind of immigration we are getting as ‘‘a positive source of economic growth, cultural diversity and social renewal.’’ Some David Duke! But I will probably still vote for the Reform party. There is always a chance that the grass roots will be able to make their presence feit better there than they can in the old parties. Secondly, the Tories, Liberals and NDP all deserve to be drop- ped down a hole, if not hanged, regardless of who follows them. As for Sheila Copps, she can go piddle in a pot. CFE TT A NOW!H! Instead of the usual Ho-Hum party, why not make it a HO- HO-HO event ... 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